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Summary: In honor of Dogbertcarroll's 'Flickering Lights', a bunch of mostly Xander centered one-shots.

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Multiple Crossings > GeneralCrazyDanFR187074,13440986608,47716 Feb 1230 Oct 14No

Someone finally says it....

I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or 'Oh My Goddess.' This is a piece of fanfiction and not intended to be published for profit.

An: kind of a short one.



The Watcher's Keep.....

“Okay, so let me see if I can get this straight...” Giles said before sipping his scotch. “You managed to retrieve the artifact I had sent you to Japan to get but things got more than a little messy.”

“You could say that.” Xander said. “In fact, that did happen. Except the mess involved eighteen slime demons, a girls school and some really strange people with a tentacle fetish.”

Both Xander and Giles shuddered at that.

“So you understandably went and got properly shitfaced afterward.” Giles said.

“Yep.” Xander nodded. “I frickin' earned it.”

“Especially after getting the artifact out of the country. They tend to be sticklers about things leaving their shores.” Giles said. “How did you manage it?”

“I had sex with some of the higher ranking Yakuza. Thankfully... they were women.” Xander said softly. “They were into some weird stuff but I did the job.”

“Right.... So there you were hammered out of your gourd and you end up falling face first into the bosom of a silver-haired woman.”

“Yeah...” Xander nodded. “Then we got to talking.”

“Among other things.” Giles mused.

“Yeah. It's been a while since I was with a woman that.... dominant in the sack.” Xander said as he got a far off look on his face. “At first I thought it was a little weird that she said I reminded her of her father. Of course that was before I learned who she was.”

“So... when she revealed who she was... what was your first thought?”

“Giles, I slept with Urd, also known as Urőr. She's one of the Norns of Norse Mythology. You know what I thought and you know the others are going to tease me about it from here till Eternity.” Xander said with a sigh. “I was Fate's Bitch.”

“That you were.” Giles agreed.

“By the way, she's picking me up on Friday.” Xander told him.

“For how long?” Giles asked.

“Fuck if I know.” Xander shrugged.

TBC....
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