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Summary: In honor of Dogbertcarroll's 'Flickering Lights', a bunch of mostly Xander centered one-shots.

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Multiple Crossings > GeneralCrazyDanFR187074,13440986599,92016 Feb 1230 Oct 14No

YAHF A revisionist vision: Today's cartoons....

YAHF: A Revisionist vision.....
Or... what would happen with today's cartoons?.....

AN: I don't own the Ben 10 franchise, Phineas and Ferb or Adventure Time.



Buffy's place....

“I can't believe I got suckered into this.” Buffy muttered as she adjusted her strangely eared hood.

“Hey, could be worse.” Willow said as she pulled her red hair up into a slightly high ponytail. “I could have sworn I saw Harmony grab the Ice Queen costume. It's a good show. The Fiona and Cake episode lit up the discussion threads.”

“If you say so. I just watch it with Dawn when the homework's done.” Buffy said. She'd never admit to owning a pair of LSP panties. “I'm just glad I was able to 'convince' Angel to dress as Marshal Lee.”

“Think Dawn's going to be okay dressed as a young Princess Bubblegum?” Willow asked.

“Well it was that or 'Lucky Girl'.” Buffy grinned. “Xander still going as Kevin Levin?”

“Yep.” Willow nodded. “I heard Amy's going as Charmcaster. We might try to go with her group tonight.”

“We go where Snyder tells us. Might be able to rope the kids into it though.” Buffy grinned. “Escort duty is not something I wanted tonight, even if Mom is making me take Dawn Trick-or-Treating anyways.”

“Think of it this way, what other night can you go out in public with your favorite sword strapped to your side?” Willow asked Buffy.

“Fair point. Did you bring your little ceramic Cake figurine?” Buffy asked.

“Here.” Willow said as she handed Buffy the small figurine. “Don't break it, that isn't exactly licensed.”

“One of your internet friends?” Buffy grinned.

“I write fan-fiction and they make art based off of it. It's a win win.” Willow grinned. “Besides, it completes the costume.”

“Whatever, 'Gwen'.” Buffy said before rolling her eyes. “Come on, let's grab the brat and head to the school. We have to be there on time for check-in.”

“Shouldn't we wait for Xander?” Willow asked.

The doorbell rang and there was a squeal as Dawn ran past Buffy's room and down the stairs.

“You were saying?” Buffy grinned. “Still... I hate to say it, but your JC Penny wardrobe actually works for that outfit.”

“Everything except the green contacts I got at Ethan’s.” Willow nodded. “Which is weird cause I thought you could only get those at the Optometrists.”

“Black market maybe?” Buffy shrugged. “Come on, tonight is about fun. Not worrying over stuff.”

If only she knew.....



That night.....

“Ha Ha Ha!” The Ice King laughed as he raided the local Zoo and took their penguins. “Gunter, I've missed you.”

“Wah.” Said the lead penguin.

“Hands off my friends fiend!” A shrill voice screamed.

Ice King turned and saw.... a vision of beauty. “Oh baby. Dost my Wizard Eyes deceive me?” He said with a leer as he stared at the blue woman wearing a nice looking Tiara.

“You.... handsome devil.” The Ice Queen said with a leer of her own.

The two Ice wielders started making out as they drifted towards the largest source of ice in the city....

The town's skating rink.....



The burbs.....

“Well this is different.” Vanessa Doofenshmirtz said as she looked around the street. She turned and saw a large monster approaching her. Before she could scream, a shadow from a nearby lamppost attacked the creature causing it to run off.

“Ferb is that you?” Vanessa asked as she tried to find the shadow. “Ninja suits again?”

After the incident with her Dad and the Pizzazium Infinionite, she'd started reading Irving's blog.

She didn't get a reply but she could have sworn the shadow saluted her.

“Stay close, maybe we can figure out what's going on.” Vanessa said as they continued walking the streets.

“Well hello.” A voice said from above her.

“Who are you and Plaid? Really?” Vanessa asked.

“Hey, I like this shirt.” Marshall Lee said as he floated over her. “Besides, I got it from.... the Nightosphere.”

“Is that supposed to mean something?” An accented voice asked from the shadows.

“Yeah.” Vanessa grinned. “What he said.”

Marshall Lee scoffed before floating off to go see what was causing this ruckus. He hadn't seen this type of construction since before the war. A long, long time ago.



Another part of town....

“This place feels weird.” Kevin Levin said as he touched a light pole and transformed his body into a metallic form. “Energy here.”

“It almost feels like home.” Charmcaster said as she looked around.

“But not quite.” Gwen agreed. “There is something that way...” She said as she pointed towards the center of town.

“There is also something over there.” Charmcaster said as she pointed in another direction. “Something... powerful.”

“Whatever it is, it makes changing easier.” Kevin said. “Truce till we figure out what's going on?” He asked the two magic users.

Gwen and Charmcaster looked at each other before nodding.

“Agreed” The two said together.

“So what's going on exactly? Magic's gotta be involved.” Kevin said.

“Dunno.” Charmcaster said.

“Same.” Gwen nodded.

“HA Ha Ha! Taste my swan!” A young voice shouted from overhead. The three looked up to see a small pink girl flying around on a large white swan that was shooting lasers out of it's mouth at the little monsters that were starting to roam the streets.

“I'm gonna go out on a limb and either say Ben's somehow involved or there is a chaos mage out there.” Gwen said as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

“Yeah.” Charmcaster said as she licked a finger and held it up in the air. “Definitely a chaos mage. We're also on the West Coast somehow.”

“Man. Of all the times to not have my car.” Kevin muttered.

“Or Ship.” Gwen agreed. “I could use a portal spell but I don't think that's a good idea right now.”

“Let's fix... whatever this is and then deal with getting back to our respective homes.” Charmcaster said.

Gwen nodded before her eyes turned purple as she started forming platforms for them to run on as they headed towards the source of the strange power coming from the center of town.

They were on their way, the strange girl on the swan was flying in lazy circles overhead towards the center of town as well.



Another part of town....

“Girl, what is going on?” Cake asked Fiona.

“I've got no idea, but this town gives me a case of the heebies.” Fiona said as she drew her sword. “Stay ready. No Killsies. Yet.”

“Right.” Cake said as she grew in size and took on a more humanoid form. “ We can still clobber things though right?”

“Sure.” Fiona grinned.

“What's all this then? A Slayer and her.... pussycat?” A British voice asked from the shadows.

“Vampire!” Cake hissed. “Can we kill him?”

“He's no Marshall Lee, so yeah.” Fiona said before leaping up to strike, her sword somehow glinting in the darkness.

“Oh Shit!” Spike screamed before he started running. “That is not helpless! Dru!”

“Let's get him!” Cake cheered.



The next morning....

“So....on one hand, both Spike and Drusilla are dead. One by Buffy's sword the other by... Swan?” Giles asked.

A still pink haired Dawn nodded as she patted the beak of the overly large swan that was resting on the library's main table.

“Xander has been turned into what he calls an Osmosian so he can take on various forms of what he touches, like steel.” Giles went on. “Both Willow and Ms. Madison have become powerful magic users.”

“Yep.” Xander said as Amy and Willow glared lightly at each other. “Seems a bit of the grudge stuck too.”

“Cordelia, on the other hand turned into the daughter of a 'Mad Scientist'.” Giles went on.

“One with a kick-ass singing voice.” Cordelia grinned. “And a bodyguard of sorts.”

Oz just blinked.

“Settle down.” Cordelia told him. “I know you just dressed as a ninja, but your green hair and a stray comment caused it to happen.”

Oz blinked again.

“Maybe later.” Cordelia told him.

“Moving on.” Giles sighed. “Aside from what we can only guess what is happening at the giant ice palace over at the Ice Skating Rink, others have been transformed from the same show but in different subsets correct?”

Dawn, Angel and Buffy nodded as an anthropomorphic cat went “M'hhmmm.”

“You guys forgot about me! Get me the lump out of here!” A muffled voice said right before Buffy quickly crossed her legs.

“What was that?” Giles asked tiredly.

“I may or may not have been wearing bootleg Lumpy Space Princess panties last night.” Buffy admitted.

“So much Science!” Dawn shouted as Oz suddenly stood up. “To the lab!”


TBC......?

Character list....

Harmony as the Ice Queen.
Jonathan as the Ice King
Buffy as Fiona
Angel as Marshall Lee
Dawn as Young Princess Bubblegum
Oz as Ferb
Cordelia as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Xander as Kevin E. Levin
Willow as Gwen Tennyson
Amy as 'Hope' aka Charmcaster

and introducing Buffy's panties as Lumpy Space Princess!
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