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Summary: In honor of Dogbertcarroll's 'Flickering Lights', a bunch of mostly Xander centered one-shots.

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Multiple Crossings > GeneralCrazyDanFR187074,13440986607,93416 Feb 1230 Oct 14No

A late addendum to the list...

AN: This was inspired by the 'Things Xander is no longer allowed to do list' and the demise of the show 'Ugly Americans.'

“This is going on the list.” Giles told Xander with a glare.

“It worked didn't it?” Xander grinned.

“Here.” Giles said as he handed Xander a rather thick envelope.

“What's in here?” Xander asked as he felt a growing pit of dread build in his stomach.

“Paternity suits.” Giles told him. “Multiple ones.”

“The battle happened yesterday.” Xander said as he looked at the envelope.

“The only thing that works faster than mystical pregnancy is our legal department.” Giles told him. “Now... I expect you to do the right thing since you technically 'fathered' the peace accord.”

“Where am I going to get this kind of cash?” Xander whimpered as he opened the envelope.

“That, I can't help you with.” Giles told him.

“Put it on the list.” Xander sighed.

A late addendum to the things Xander is no longer allowed to do list....

# 304: “Who wants to get pregnant?” Is never an appropriate battle cry. You never know who will take you up on that offer.
#304 a: Even if it works.
#304 b: Also never say this around Dawnie or the SiTs.
#304 c: Ever.
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