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Four People Who Failed Their Watcher Training

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Summary: Four People Who Failed Their Watcher Training (And One Who Didn’t): After the events of “Chosen”, obviously the gang needs to hire some new Watchers to help take care of all the new Slayers. Farscape, Top Gear, Scrubs, HIMYM, Dexter xovers.

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Multiple Crossings > Buffy-CenteredBeerGoodFR1851,1000125,66526 Mar 1226 Mar 12Yes

Effing The Ineffable (Dexter)

Title: Effing The Ineffable
Word count: 200
Fandom: BtVS/Dexter
Challenge: 106: It isn’t what it looks like!
Warning: Foul language

Effing The Ineffable

Buffy took in the scene in the training room with dawning horror. "What happened?"

"Dode of your busidess, B." Faith lay on the couch, pale with shock and nursing a severe nosebleed.

Dawn ignored Faith's death glare. "It was the new Watcher-in-training, Morgan. Faith said something less than flattering about cops, and she let Faith have it."

Buffy regarded Faith, who looked utterly traumatised. "Please tell me Morgan's still alive."

"I didet touch her," Faith muttered.

“Lucky for her. What the hell was she thinking, punching Faith?”

“Oh, she didn’t,” Dawn laughed. “She just... found Faith’s Achilles heel.”

“That beads weak spot, B.”

“I know what it means. How?”

Dawn yelled “DEB?"

"Fuck d'you want?" Deborah Morgan poked her head around the door.

"Tell Buffy what you told Faith."

"I just called her a ..." There’s really no reason to repeat every R-rated invective Deb used; suffice to say that it took her about two minutes to run through the list. "...and told her to fucking stop fucking wasting my fucking time. Then she blushed so hard her nose bled and passed the fuck out." Thud. “Like she did just now.”

"Uh-huh." Buffy nodded to Dawn. "She’s hired."

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