Using Force (Farscape)
Four People Who Failed Their Watcher Training (And One Who Didn’t)Author:
BtVS/Farscape; Top Gear; Scrubs; How I Met Your Mother; DexterDisclaimer:
All characters are the intellectual property of the various creators and networks to whom they belong. This is strictly for fun/parody purposes and no money has or ever will change hands. Summary:
After the events of “Chosen”, obviously the gang needs to hire some new Watchers to help take care of all the new Slayers. Some work out. Most... don’t. Written for various tthdrabbles
Using ForceWord count:
93: Mistaken identityUsing Force
Eventually they sent in the heavy artillery to talk to Andrew about the new Watcher-in-training. The heavy artillery being Spike.
“Look, Andrew... I know you mean the best for the girls, and I know what it’s like to wish something were true. But you have to face that this bloke isn’t who you think he is.”
Inside the meeting room behind them, they could hear the object of their discussion handing out orders to a group of Slayers, and the groans and protests that followed.
Andrew swallowed. “I-I knew it was too good to be true, but he looked so much like him... Why is life never fair, Spike?”
“Sometimes it is.” Spike put a supportive hand on Andrew’s shoulder. “I promise. This just isn’t one of those times.”
“No. He’s... really not Yoda, is he?”
They heard the Watcher-in-training repeat his request, and one of the Slayers apparently had enough.”Unhand me, wench! I am your better! I- No! Woah! WOOOOOOAH!”
There was a punting noise, and Rygel XVI came flying out the door to the meeting room, farting helium all the way.
“Search your feelings, Andrew,” Spike said in a high-pitched squeak. “You know it to be true.”