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This story is No. 5 in the series "The normal guys". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: At some point in the future Xander's friend gets involved in a friends with benefits relationship with Buffy

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Television > EurekarandomguyFR737490156,5228 Apr 128 Apr 12No

NOTE: This chapter is rated FR13


Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS or Eureka, doing this strictly for the extermination of plot bunnies

Author's Note: Never intended for this to be a multi chapter kinda thing but a review inspired a plot bunny.

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Faith groaned as she picked up her phone and answered Xander's call which had woken her from a some very much needed sleep, "X, this better be good, and better not be a booty call, boytoy."

"Um, this isn't Xander, I just spoofed his phone number, this is Fargo we met at Buffy's apartment recently."

"Why you using my boytoy's phone, you're Buffy's boytoy????"

"Faith you need to get over to Buffy's, her microwave was just destroyed." Fargo insisted.

"Huh, you blew up her microwave, why are you at her place, we haven't had a power outage. She wouldn't have called out without a power outage." Once those words left her mouth she winced at what they implied.

"FAITH, I'm not at Buffy's but my remote sensors indicate that her microwave was just destroyed, something is happening and she may need help, PLEASE GO NOW."

The fact that the meek guy was upset enough to dare yell at her got Faith out of bed and running to her bike. "I'm going, but we're going to discuss you putting 'sensors' in her place later."

"Fine you can beat the crap outta me later but GO, the VCR just got killed."
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