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This story is No. 5 in the series "The normal guys". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: At some point in the future Xander's friend gets involved in a friends with benefits relationship with Buffy

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Television > EurekarandomguyFR737490156,5258 Apr 128 Apr 12No

NOTE: This chapter is rated FR13

Hitting the high notes

Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS or Eureka, doing this strictly for the extermination of plot bunnies

Author's Note: Never intended for this to be a multi chapter kinda thing but a review inspired a plot bunny.

The floor of Buffy's apartment was littered with dead Fryal demons and Buffy herself had been backed into the corner of the bathroom, standing on the toilet bowl exhausted and limited to just blocking the demon's attacks. The bathroom was packed with them so it was quick work for Faith to kill the remaining ones trying to overwhelm her.

Once Buffy saw Faith's sword decapitate the last of them, she slumped down and actually ended up sitting inside the toilet bowl. "Hey B, hows it going?"

"I am sooo not going to get my deposit back." Buffy was so out of it she didn't even notice Faith taking a picture with her phone.

"Yea, but I think you set a record here tonight B, hell I think ya set two records."


"This has gotta be the most demon kills by any single slayer in a solo fight, there has to be fifty throughout the joint, and I'm pretty sure we beat the slayer duo record too with the extra twelve I killed in your bathroom."

"Faith everything I own has been trashed, do you think I care about records????" Buffy levered herself out of the toilet.

Faith looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

"Ok, yea ya got me, records are cool. Hey, how'd you know to come here."

"Slayer dream" Faith lied thinking that now wasn't the time to tell Buffy her techy boytoy was spying on her. "Come on, lets get you back to my place so you can wash up and get some sleep."

"Sleep would be so of the good. But we gotta find who did this, they might attack other slayers."

"No B this was personal," They walked outside to see a man hanging upside down off a light pole. "Say hello to your old friend Ethan Rayne."

"But won't he be able to use magic to escape once he, ahhh I see now, nice use of piano wire."

"Yup, His hands let go, he sings sopranoooooooooo"

The End?

You have reached the end of "The boytoy" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 8 Apr 12.

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