Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS or Eureka, doing this strictly for the extermination of plot bunnies
"you're using him for WHAT????" Dawn's voice was a shriek.
"Quiet Dawn, he's still asleep, don't wake him up." Buffy shushed her little sister.
"That is cold B, just cold. You shouldn't treat a guy like that." Faith was shaking her head.
"I can't believe you're lecturing me on how to treat men Faith."
"If the shoe fits B, you're using the poor guy and it is just wrong. He is a sweet guy, nerdy as all get out but sweet and he does it without that 'Former evil mastermind' vibe that Andrew has."
"Hey, there is no 'using', it's a 'friend's with benefits' thingy." Buffy was trying to climb back up to some moral high ground.
"Buffy, you have Fargo over for dinner only after power outages and he sleeps in the guest room. The only benefit I see is that you get your VCR & Microwave clocks set." Dawn growled.
Buffy's lip jutted out in a pout, "But the blinking 12:00 mocks me...."
Author's note: Somebody mentioned Fargo in a review and this ficlet's plot bunny was spawned. Hope you enjoyed.