The proper way to outfit a house of slayers
Author's note: Rough and unbeta'd, trying to get my writing muse going after a laptop crash lost a bunch of chapters of my other fics.
Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS or any of the Marvel Characters, doing this strictly for the extermination of plot bunnies
"Excuse me Miss Potts," a young man was standing in the CEO's doorway clearly nervous, at Pepper Potts nod he continued, "I'm an intern from accounting, I was sent up to report on some charges to Mr. Stark's discretionary credit card. There was some question as to if we needed to notify PR to prepare for the fallout." getting all that in one breath.
"What are the charges?" Pepper asked with a sigh.
"Well they are rather strange, an order for an restaurant sized cooler/freezer unit with the shipping instructions being 'leave it in your parking lot, we'll pick it up'. A large charge to Ben & Jerry's which amounted to an entire delivery truck that is being rerouted. A pizza and wings order that would feed a football team along with a large grocery order. What is concerning us though is the large order of feminine products along with unmentionables for teenage girls."
"Feminine products and unmentionables, could you be more specific?" Pepper asked with that grin all women get when they are torturing a man about this subject.
"Tampons, maxi-pads and bras" he quietly replied.
Pepper's eyes raised at the last part, "Bras, let me see that order," she took the paper he handed over and looked it over, "Ahh ok sports bras, Mr. Stark stumbled upon a private school for exceptional girls that is having some funding issues and he is attempting to fix their problems by throwing money at it. It's actually quite noble but let PR know about it just in case someone gets it and spins it wrong."
"Yes mam, I'll take care of it, oh and if those are sports bras for teenage girls then he's ordering them from the wrong place. Those bras can be uncomfortable and don't have an Ipod holder." at Pepper's questioning eyebrow raise he explained, "My sister is on a gymnastics team and I help with the equipment ordering. I know far more about female sports apparel than I ever wanted to know."
Pepper looked the young man over, sized him up and then started to smile, "What is your name?" she asked the young man.
"Harold mam," he replied as he thought to himself, 'oh man is this going to be one of those Dear Penthouse' moments'
She dialed her phone, "Harold I have a new assignment for you."
"Hello," Happy's voice came from the speaker phone.
"Happy, meet Harold, Harold is going to be your new assistant in helping out the Joyce Summer's school for exceptional women"
"Ohhhhh great, thanks Pepper, Harold I need you to call this number in a couple minutes and you can talk to Faith, she's got some requests that I don't completely understand. I gotta go, Pizza is here." you heard the click of the phone as it hung up.
Pepper handed him a slip of paper, "After that Harold, you need to call a Dr. Rupert Giles about how our our legal department can help him threaten the British Government."