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Summary: The master chief finds something while on a mission. What happens when he brings it along? If it doesn't make sense right away, I'll explain a few things to characters later.

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Games > Sci-Fi > Halo
Cartoons > Kim Possible
HappyWonKinobiFR181017,8150136,89927 Jun 1210 May 14Yes

Almost time for breakfast

Suddenly it was very bright and she groaned. She just wanted to get back to sleep.

She should be so lucky.

Instead, when she turned over to fall back asleep, she fell off the bed. She groaned grumpily when she hit the floor, and gave in, slowly coming to a sitting position.

"Oh, you're awake."

She was surprised by the voice, but she didn't really react. Living with Drakken for four years had taught her to adapt fast if she wanted to stay employed. Or at least alive.

And besides, from what she'd seen so far, the purple girl was like a cross between a few of Kimmie's friends and Drakken, but cuter and actually intelligent.

She yawned and smacked her lips. "I've got a question: do you blow yourself up much?" Time to play the 'Let's guess at the reaction' game! What fun!

"What? No. Why?" Flustered. Definitely flustered. No contest there. Or at least surprised and confused, which is actually the same thing.

She grinned and chuckled. "Thanks, I needed that." Thanks to the complete surprise in Purple's voice, she was awake and much more happy. She stood and stretched. "So, what's up?"

"Um, you told me to wake you up for breakfast."

"Yep. So direct me to food."

"Um..." She was hesitating to keep her inside the room.

Shego smiled at that. "Look, I have listened to, and dealt with, everything any quack doctor or worried relative could throw at me. And more than that, I'm hungry because I've gone for God knows how long without food. I could really use a cup of coffee and a cheeseburger right about now." When the AI didn't respond, she said, "Capisce?"

There was only one possible thing going through the AI's head: possible ways to continue the conversation and possibly manipulation avenues. Due to the lack of blackmail material and such, there really was only one possibility. Two if you include lying. Not gonna fall for that, though.

The door opened.

"Thank you. To direct me, just make panels along the path light up. And don't just put me in a circle or send me to the wrong place, got that?" She started walking.

If the AI'd had a body, she'd be audibly gulping right now.

All things considered (she'd saved and intimidated an AI, hugged a very large man, interrogated the two of them while being interrogated, and just killed a bunch of creatures after suffering a massive head trauma), this was shaping up to be a good day.
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