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Summary: Smut. Willow and Tara go see that movie where a guy sticks his thing in a pie. It's an interesting morning the next day.

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All The Things She Said

By Oxnate

Like most of my titles, this one comes from a song. The song is “All The Things She Said” by t.A.T.u. Who are the most famous 'almost lesbian' band I could think of. This crosses with the movie American Pie but I already have a story called “American Pie” started already. Do not own the movies, the songs, or Buffy. Do not own any other intellectual property or real people that may be mentioned in passing.

Warning. This is Smut. Both straight and female on female sex depicted.

Chapter 1.

She really shouldn't have gone to see that movie with Tara. It had been almost six months since her last Xander-dream. But here they were again, thrusting and being thrust into. Xander being on the bottom was new. But that was probably because Jason Biggs had been on the bottom.

“What's my name, Xander?” she asked, but Xander looked confused. “Say my name, bitch!” she yelled.

“Willow. Willow!”

And that was when Xander had morphed into her other unrequited high school crush. She was suddenly on her back because there was no way that Ripper was going to be on the bottom.

“Oh, Giles!” she screamed as he sank himself deep inside of her.

He stopped thrusting and leaned in close. “I told you to call me Rupert.” he said sternly.

“Yes, Rupert.” she felt like she was being chastised at school... and it was really turning her on.

He gave a wry grin but didn't go back to fucking her, instead he bent down and took one of her nipples in his mouth. She moaned in pleasure and ran a hand through his wavy hair.

And then his hair was no longer wavy, it was straight and blonde and she was awake. She was awake! “Tara!”

“Morning!” Tara smiled cheerfully up from her chest.

“Wow, that's a nice way to wake up.” Willow smiled.

Tara smiled back. “Yes, I do find it preferable to being told to, 'Say my name, bitch'.”

Willow turned beat red. “I said that out loud?”

Tara nodded and tried not to smile.

“Did I say anything... else?”

Tara could no longer hold back her smile. “Xander AND Giles?”

“Oh goddess.” Willow breathed and covered her face.

“I just have one question. Was it at the same time?” Tara was having a hard time not giggling at her girlfriend's antics.

“No. And I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything by it.” Willow cried.

“Baby, it's okay.” Tara scooted up to hold Willow. “I am aware that you dated men before me, remember? I'm sure that's not the first male sex dream you've ever had. Being bi-sexual isn't a crime. So long as you wake up next to me, I'm happy.”

Willow felt a tear of happiness fall down her cheek.

Tara hugged her once more then released her. “Now, I have a flute up in the attic that I haven't played since middle school. Should I go get it?”

“Tara!” Willow said scandalously.

“Is that a 'no'?” Tara asked, waggling her eyebrows.

“Well, I didn't say that.” Willow waggled back.

Tara jumped out of bed and raced out the door.

Willow could hear the attic steps hit the floor and Tara start climbing. Words floated down from the attic, “This one time, at band camp...”

A/N: Yes, Willow had a crush on Giles. Google “Giles sings behind blue eyes” to see a clip from a different Halloween episode where Willow admits as such.

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