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This story is No. 2 in the series "Avengers and Slayers". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Xander and a team meet up with the Avengers, before they became the Avengers

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Marvel Universe > Avengers > Xander-CenteredRafMereCFR18109168,23335672426,4631 Jul 1221 Jan 13No

Yet More Friends are Called in...

Disclaimer: I don't own either the Buffy verse or the Marvel verse. See previous disclaimers.


I would like to thank my Beta MissE.
And a big thank you to all those who reviewed.

A big thank you goes to rocky for recommending this story.


SHIELD HELLICARRIER




"Sir, we've received another request for ammunition and reinforcement from all deployed commanders." Maria waited for Fury to look up from the screen he was glued to.

"Have the marines been issued the phase 2 weapons?"

"Yes, sir. All heavy weapons specialists have been armed. The rest went to the Special Forces units."

"Then give the word, Hill. Send in the marines."

Maria Hill saluted and sent the order from her command pad.

As soon as the command was given Fury saw the SHIELD Transports lifting off. The marines have been ready for a while. Everyone on the Hellicarrier was ready.

"Move us up, Hill, and send in all fighter wings as escort. I'm not letting my men get shot up before they have a chance to shoot back."

Maria sent another order. Everyone on the ship was ready to deploy at a moment's notice. The problem had been keeping them reined in.



Manhattan N.Y.
Top of Stark Tower




Faith felt a jolt of energy go through her entire body, "What the hell did you do to me, you stupid over grown toothpick?"

*PRIMARY AND SECONDARY WIELDERS HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO BASIC ACCEPTABLE UNITS!*

"What the hell did you do? And speak fucking English, you metal retard!" Faith was not a happy slayer. She did not need distractions at a time like this.

*PRIMARY WIELDER DOES NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR THIS DISCUSSION!*

"Don't you fucking tell me when I can or can't talk?"

"Hon..." Clint shot Loki with one of his special arrows. "...is your friend okay?"

Loki caught the arrow and smirked at the foolish mortal that would dare...

The arrow exploded and flung the Asgardian to the other end of the roof. He looked a little singed.

*PREVIOUS WIELDER HAS ARRIVED! HE WILL TRY AND RE-ACQUIRE THIS UNIT!*

"We're not done with this conversation..."'she charged Loki with her best speed which, she noticed that she was even faster than usual. She kicked the space nut in the nuts as he was getting up, with her steel toed construction boots. His eyes bugged out, and while he was still down she used the spear like a club and smashed him right through the roof.

"Nah. I think she and her new gentleman friend are just having a lovers spat."

"Shut the fuck up, Bobbi! I'm not in the mood for your fucking mouth!"

The Hulk landed on the roof with a loud thud. The roof held. Stark built his shit to last. They had to survive Iron Man's shit after all. He saw Loki through the hole. With a roar he smashed his way through the hole and punched the dazed god-ling. Loki had had just about enough of these disrespectful creatures. "That's enough, you dull creature," he shouted angrily, trying to intimidate the roaring engine of destruction.

The Hulk stopped puzzled. He wondered what was so important that the idiot just had to stop to stomp romp.

"I am a 'God'! And I will not be manhandled by the likes of you.

That's it! That the best he could come up with? Oh No! He jumped and grabbed the soon to be paste imitator and began to be beat him to a bloody pulp. He used him like a club and tried to see if he could break through the floor to the other side, or see if Loki would just become a smear and meld with the floor.

He wasn't impressed by the pompous smear. "Kinda puny for a god!" He walked off, stepping on where the family jewels would be. Loki didn't feel a thing. Now, later...

He jumped through the hole back up to the Slayers and Archer.

He landed near Faith. "Mate is okay?" he asked examining Faith carefully.

Faith gave the Hulk a huge smile. She looked down the hole and at noticed the smear. "Did you do that for me, big boy?" she asked using her best sultry voice.

"YES! YOU ARE MATE!" the Hulk declared.

"Really? How do you figure?"

"BOTH SLAYERS ARE PART OF PACK! MATES. SLAYER BOBBI HAS CHOSEN PACK BROTHER CLINT. SLAYER FAITH IS THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN TEASING HULK. YOU HAVE CHOSEN HULK. HULK ACCEPTED."

"Why didn't you go after Dawn?"

"SHE FEELS LIKE THE GREEN MOTHER. PEACE. YOU ARE THE HUNTRESS. EXCITEMENT. YOU HAVE WILLINGLY CHOSEN THE HULK. I ACCEPT."

"Just for that you deserve a reward.” She jumped at the huge green man and grabbed a handful of hair, wrapped her legs around him. She took his chin with her other hand and proceeded to kiss him like he's never been kissed before. The kiss went on and Bobbi and Clint had to shoot a few hover fighters while the two were distracted. Not that either would have noticed a few shots. Not even Faith, now that the spear was done playing around with her genetics.

The Hulk slowly shrunk back to Bruce Banner. Faith kept the kiss going for another minute.

“Damn! She melted him!" Clint admired good technique where he saw it. "Say Bobbi...when we're done here and assuming we're still alive..."

Bobbi smirked, "Sure. If you're a good boy?"

"Define good?" He shot another arrow and saw it explode in the middle of a new group of descending hover fighters.

Faith broke the kiss and looked at her kissing partner speculatively, "Is this melting thing you do gonna be a habit?"

"I'll build up my tolerance. Promise!"

"Good answer!" Clint clapped.

"There's a reason he's the 3rd smartest man on the planet." Bobbi smiled as she said it. She was happy for her sister slayer. Although how Banner was going to fit into the dynamic that was Xander, Faith and Dawn…

"You'd better. Something tells me that I'll be needing a more durable man in my life and Dawn's kinda greedy with Xander. How do you feel about being on the bottom of that dynamic?"

"There she goes again with the big words." Bobbi told Clint with a smirk.

"BOBBI..." Faith gave her a look that promised a lot of pain in the future.




Manhattan N.Y.
39th Street.




The elite SHIELD marine force was jumping out of the transports. The pilots didn't even need to land to drop them off. Only the ammunition carriers landed, unloaded their ordinance and heavy weapons, and took off as fast as possible. After a couple were shot down they learned to land a few streets back and move their equipment through the subway tunnels.

On their way to the front one of the marine units met a group of heavily armed girls and one black man wearing shades. In the tunnels. "Move it, ya bunch'a Jarheads!" Rona yelled at the marines blocking her path.

"Girl, stop yelling at the marines, they're just doing their job."

"You stay outta this Blade. Just 'cause we're dating don't mean you can tell me what to do!"

The marine Captain looked at the heavily armed unit and frowned. 'At least they're riding their bikes towards the fight, and not running away like the last group. Good looking group. Wonder what unit they belong to? Models R' Us? Although if they're all like that chick, I wouldn't be caught dead dating any of them.'

"Mam, you cannot be here. You must go back the way you came from."

"Look here Captain Jarhead. You have your orders, and I have mine. And Mine trumps yours. Xander says get to the Stark Tower and to bring the kitchen sink, we get and in our hurry we left the sink. The man will not be happy. You understand what I'm sayin'?"

"My name's Captain Robins. Mam. This Xander person...is he your commanding officer?"

"Who Xander? He wishes, just like my man Blade here wishes. Nah, my commanding officer is Buffy. But Buffy and Xander are like tight yo'. So when Xander says git, we git. He be inner circle. Sides, this shit should a been cleared with that Nicky fella'. Why we even having this conversation?"

"Nicky?"

"Ya know...Nicky. Nicky Funky, or something like that."

"I swear the more you talk to Summers the more brain cells you lose. The one thing you should not be picking up is her ability to mangle names. Marine, get on you comm, and talk to Fury. We're expected.

Captain Robins gave the man a thankful look. If these guys had a pass from Fury, then they had a pass from Fury. He was however checking in to make sure. "Thank you mister..."

"Blade."

Captain Robins confirmed that he was to let the heavily armed models through. Commander Hill for some reason was not surprised when he described them as 'Heavily Armed Models', he didn't know what was going on, but their pass came from the top.

He waved them through.

Blade gave him a nod of thanks, the girls didn't even look back. He did however send a squad after them. Never know they might need ammo at the Tower.
















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