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This story is No. 2 in the series "Avengers and Slayers". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Xander and a team meet up with the Avengers, before they became the Avengers

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Marvel Universe > Avengers > Xander-CenteredRafMereCFR18109168,23335672428,0571 Jul 1221 Jan 13No



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10:27:03 P.M.
June 28/2012
Manhattan, N. Y.
Hidden Hydra Base.

Xander started to drive slowly out of the Hydra base. Frankie sat next to him in his MIB suit, with glasses. "Frankie lose the glasses. You look ridiculous wearing them at night."

"Well sure, at night, but there's a lot of bright lights in this base. They can be pretty intense."

"Fer real?"

"Honest injun." Frankie used the boy scout salute.

Xander could so see him as a misplaced boyscout. He sighed. 'I got my self a minion. How did that happen?" as they drove slowly out of the circular parking lot Xander swore. "How far down are we?" he asked Frankie.

"Pretty far Mr. Harris sir."

"You can call me Xander now that we're working together."

"Seriously?" Xander nodded, "That's great. What kind of benefits are we talking about here? Is there medical?"

"Yeah there's medical. We're a full benefits operation, with a 401 k retirement and savings plan. It's pretty sweet."

Xander sighed again as they came to an intersection and had to wait for a heavy combat type Urban assault tank of some kind to go by.

"You guys have a lot of those in this base?" Xander asked casually as he pointed at the departing vehicle.

"Yeah I guess so. Never really thought about it myself. I'm special forces you see, not an armor guy." he explained.

"Did you have those tanks on base when the Aliens attacked?"

"I think so. A lot of the guys were unhappy the higher ups wouldn't let us join in. Man that was some party you guys threw together." he sighed still sad about missing out.

'This guy fer real?'

FR21 just to be sure.

Gratuitous, but 'Mild sex scene'.

10:29:38 P.M.
June 28/2012
Manhattan, N. Y.
Council Safe house.

Buffy stopped what she was doing.

"Wh-Why-Why did you stop?" Willow asked.

Buffy removed a hair from between her teeth. "Uh, just catching my breath she lied.

"Oh. Okay. Whoa. Yeah! Righhhhhttttt there!"

Buffy had gone back to what she was doing before she stopped. Now that she knew which dangers to avoid. 'I'll talk to her about it later. So don't wanna spoil her moments.'


"OH YEAHHHHHH! That's it Buffy. You're rocking my world now. UGGGGGNNNNN!" as another wave hit.

Buffy stopped what she was doing and listened. She was sure that sound came from outside.


"Since there wasn't a recurrence of the noise, she shrugged and dove in again.

She changed position into a sixty-nine. She wanted some more of that Willow action herself.

10:30:23 P.M.
June 28/2012
Manhattan, N. Y.
Hidden Hydra Base.

"Now! Who the hell is choosing now to attack?" Xander yelled. They were almost out of the base.

"I donno boss." Frankie replied thinking that Xander was asking him. Who"Want me to ask?"

"Who? Do you see anyone around willing to talk to us?"

"Uh, well no...but I could always, ya know, stop someone."

"What do you think their first reaction would be while they're under attack? Answer your question; or blow your head off?"

"Hmm. Gee that's a toughie boss, but knowing these guys...blow my head off?" he guessed.

"Good answer."

Frankie beamed. He wasn't used to getting compliments. It felt good.

10:31:07 P.M.
June 28/2012
Manhattan, N. Y.
Hidden Hydra Base.

"Lightning Bug! take out their communications network! Now!" Frank Castle yelled at the goldbricker. 'That guy is the laziest energy dynamo I have ever had the displeasure of working with. Couldn't Fury find someone else?'

He hefted the energy canon and blasted the doors again.

"I am not your minion." Electro told the SHIELD colonel.

"No, but you are our prisoner. Do as you're told!" Clay Qautermaine told the asshole. Of all the guys on this team, this one was going to be trouble. Clay had been given a kill switch if this guy ever got out of hand.

They made sure he knew it too. Just not who held the 'Off Switch'

"Rawhide. Open the door for me please." Frank asked the ex-communist. Of all the men under his command who weren't part of SHIELD, the Rhino was the one he could trust to do his job. The merc working for Sable international was next. His services were bought and he delivered without giving him a headache.

"Beach. Were are you?" Frank called on the comm.

"I'm planting the charges on the power plant."

"Before you blow it up, is it conventional or nuclear?"

"How the fuck should I know. And I ain't blowing it up if it's nuklear."

"Hold on. I'm sending the lightning bug your way to help out."

"Alright I'm holding. But I ain't doing shit to this place till Max gets here."

"Hold your horses. You're too expensive to just throw you away fer a freakin' Hydra base." Frank told him.

"Yeah, yeah." Flint Marko got the message. He was too expensive fer this mission, but that didn't mean there wouldn't be a mission where expenses didn't matter. 'I need to get me out of this chicken shit outfit.' he thought.

Rhino, or Rawhide put his green painted afro down and charged the door. His entire body was painted green, even his face. they even gave him a green afro to hide hi horn. It only stuck out a bit.

He smashed his way through the bank vault armor that masqueraded as a back door. He continued to run at his best speed at the tanks that were waiting for him. They fired a mix of heavy energy, missiles and HE rounds. It all bounced off.

He went through an intersection and saw a nice Hummer with two guys in suits inside. He kept going. He'd pass by them later.

"What the fuck are you guys doing' here?" Xander shouted at Frank and his team as they came through the smashed vehicles and destroyed base.

"What are we doing here? What the fuck are you doing here?" Frank Castle's fingers were itching to put a bullet in this guys head. He hated traitors.

"It's tuesday." Xander shrugged as if that explained it all.

"What does tuesday have to do with anything?" Fank asked.

"Someone always gets kidnapped on tuesday. Scince my wife is off-planet. I guess it was my turn. Whatever. I'm otta here. Frankie drive." he ordered his new minion.

"Yes Sir. Mr. Harris. Uh, mister Harris sir?"

"Yes Frankie?"

"Dey ain't movin or nuthin'." he pointed out.

Xander hummed. He was debating the pros and cons of running these guys over.

"Colonel, please make way for Director Harris." Clay Quatermaine ordered the hard ass. He wasn't quite sure where Fury got the sonova bitch from, but he wasn't about to let him start a war with the council.

Frank gave the SOB a hard stare. The SOB totally ignored him. He could tell he wasn't afraid or impressed. 'Fuckin' guy.' he though, but he moved out of the way. He wasn't worth blowing his deal with Fury. He'll let the Quatermaine and Jasper deal with it. He had an assault on an enemy base in progress.

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