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Manhattan, N. Y.
Hydra Base Exit.
"Where to Mr. Harris?"
"Xander's fine Frankie. Here..." Xander took the GPS and entered the street address and pressed enter.
Two side panels one on either side of the vehicle spread out and a blue glow came from beneath them. The vehicle hovered over the street for a few seconds and then took to the air like the alien hover fighters.
"You guys reverse engineered the the hover fighters didn't you?"
"Yep. The boss got the first one."
"And this is you're boss' car." Xander did a face palm.
"Very generous of my old boss to give my new boss such a great gift."
Xander looked at Frankie and was hit by a sudden insight, "Oh my god. You're just like Otto. Cordy is never gonna let me live this one down. She said I'd get an Otto of my own some day, but I told her that's crazy talk. Who's laughing now?" Xander looked around and saw that they were about to land on the roof of the slayerhouse. By the time the car came to a stop, they were surrounded by a slayer team. The team was equipped with a mix of Alien energy spears and the slayers own knock offs.
Xander opened the door and slowly came out, "Shari is that the new one Andrew came up with?"
"Hi Xander. Yes it is. You like it?" Shari proudly displayed her earth made energy spear.
"Why does it look like something that came out of a Klingon's personal arsenal?"
"It's Andrew. What do you think it was going to look like?"
"It's functional. It's even got a popup stake..." Shari pressed a button at the base and a stake popped up as the energy projector receded.
"How Andrew of you." He held out his hand and Shari passed the spear.
Frankie got out of the other side of the car and looked at all the armed girls in wonder, "I've died and gone to heaven." Frankie Sullivan thanked god he hooked up with Mr. Harris yet again.
"Frankie, the girls. Girls this is Frankie. Be gentle. I just got him, don't brake him right away."
"I'm kinda tough Mr. Harris..."
"No ones that tough Frankie. Not even me. Maybe Bruce, but that's another story..." He turned back to Shari, "Who's in the house?"
"The boss, Buffy and Willow. They came in a few hours earlier. We haven't heard a peep from them since they came in."
"I'm sure they're okay. I'll just...just..." Xander used his new awareness and bypassed Willows safeguards and peeked in on his girls, "...just...just..."
"Is something wrong boss?" Frankie frowned.
"Girls...something just broke Xander..."
One if the older girls came closer and carefully examined Xander and the drool slowly dripping down the left corner of his mouth. "I've seen this before..." Charlotte said with authority.
"What is it? What's doing this to our Xander?"
"He just saw he holy grail of most men his age." Charlotte said all knowing.
"And they didn't invite us. Those guys are hogging all the ice cream." Shari screamed. "C'mon girls that's our ice cream they're eating. Let's get 'em."
The girls minus Charlotte quickly left the roof to fight for their ice cream.
"..." Xander took a final look and returned his attention to Charlotte, "You're a cruel, cruel woman Charlotte. I'm so proud..."
"No you're not. You're just horny. C'mon I'll feed you guys from my private ice cream stash."
"Then by all means lead on, oh queen of all that is ice cream."
"You're such a ham, but don't stop." she giggled.
Manhattan, N. Y.
"JARVIS how's the production coming along on the extra suits?"
"Two dozen Mark VII are ready for use, and another dozen will be complete by tomorrow morning."
"Can I still add a few changes?"
"I want them to be able to operate in space for extended periods."
"What do you have in mind?"
"She's with Ms. Pots and the other females."
"Have her meet us in the lab and ask her to share the extended life support suite she came up with."
"Jackie has already shared her entire data base. The new features will be part of the Mark VIII."
"Alright, still have her meet me and Bruce in the lab, and see if Drs. Ross and Foster will meet us there as well."
"I shall ask sir."
"Why don't you ask them personally?" Bruce and Tony made their way to the lab. On the way over they saw Steve and the other Avengers going about their business.
"You guys still working?" Steve asked.
"Yeah. Kinda promised Xander we'd have something ready to launch in a week."
"Where did you get a spaceship from so fast? Spacer-R-US." Peter joked.
"Oh. Say was Johnny there?"
"Nope. Still chasing starlets as Reed put it."
"Excuse me, but aren't you and MJ and Julie an item?" Tony looked at the unmasked hero with a slight bit of annoyance.
"Forgot, say aren't you Tony Stark?"
"Touché." Bruce laughed, "Oh c'mon. He got you there admit it."
"Just for that I'm not letting you join us in the lab." Tony retaliated.
"That's just plain mean. I need someone's bosom to cry on who would ever take this poor orphan boy on, in his desperate hour of need? Who?"
"Are you picking on my boyfriend?" Julie appeared almost out if nowhere. In reality enhanced senses helped her eavesdrop on the conversation and slayer/spider enhanced speed gave her the ability to cover the distance in the blink of an eye. "You can use my chest to cry on Peter." she offered by puffing up her already majestic chest.
Tony's eyes were glued to the heaving chest. His eyes followed the motions as it swayed back, and forth.
Peter saw that and continued his act. He faked a sniffle and said, "Oh thank you kind and beautiful lady for coming to my rescue from this cruel tyrant." He placed his head on Julie's heaving chest and faked another sniffle.
'Oh this kid is goood. He'll pay, but that was worth watching. Gotta keep in mind that in this company I need to stay on my toes or my ego's not the only thing that could get crushed.'
"C'mon tyrant we got work to do." Bruce dragged Tony from one of the better fake acting scenes he'd seen in years, "Peter when you're done using that chest join us in the lab please."
"What, but I just exiled him from the lab. I'm a tyrant you know we're allowed to do that." Tony whined.
"I'm a Hulk."
"Okay that's just over the top. Point made, but so over the top."
"Eh. You got it flaunt it. I learned that from you by the way. What was it you said I should do? Oh yeah strut." Bruce did a credible strut a la Travolta.
"He's good. See you later Julie..." Peter tried to leave Julie's chest, but he couldn't he was stuck. Julie had learned to use the sticking to things power, it had other uses than just sticking to walls. Like making her boy/girl friends stick to her when they tried to get away. She was tired of chasing them all the time. Especially when they both had her speed advantage.
Steve's face turned red at Peter's predicament. Sharon guessed what was going on in Steve's head and smiled. She took his hand and led him to their bedroom.
"What will it take." Peter tried bargaining. If that didn't work he was planing on begging next. He wasn't above using all the possible tricks in his arsenal to get away from this tender, firm and at the same time diabolical trap.
'Oh boy. This is going to be expensive.' He thought.
In the elevator Bruce and Tony heard, "YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?"
"Lucky guy." Tony grumped.
"Are you sure?" Bruce asked.
"You've been away in the wilderness way too long my anger management poster child friend. We have to do something about that." Tony hummed.
"No. Your plans backfire. I'll probably survive, but I might not want to."
"You are such a..." The door closed and the only one who heard what was said, was Logan drinking a labatt's blue on the balcony. 'Kids. Good for them.'
Manhattan, N. Y.
"Got any tens?" Charlotte asked.
Xander gave her a stone cold stare, "Go fish..."
"XANDER! What are you doing here?" Buffy and Willow asked. They needed food and liquid sustenance to fight the dehydration demon.
"What does it look like. I'm having a threesome. Oh this is Frankie my new minion. Say Hi Frankie."
"Hi Frankie. Got any eights Mr. Harris?"
Xander glanced at his cards and gave Frankie the fish eye, "Go...fish..." Xander wiggled his eyebrows at his two oldest friends.
"Willow saw the look and slapped the back of his head. "Oh you..." she giggled and hugged her best friend, "How'd you know?"
"Who knows what lurks in the hearts of my girls? BWAAHAHAHAHA! The nose knows..."
This time Buffy slapped his head, she even put a little English on it.
"Ow. Slayer abuse. I'm telling mom."
"Hey you maybe my brother in law, but you're still a big cry baby." she joined Willow in the Xander hug.
"Where did you pick up Otto from." Willow whispered.
"Same place I picked up Otto. He's just like him. Only smarter."
"That's not hard to believe. After all these years I think Cordy keeps him around like a pet. I don't see why she hasn't moved on..."
"He's safe." Buffy told her.
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"We're talking about Cordelia..."
"Okay point. She still living on the yacht?" Willow asked Buffy.
"Oh yeah. I doubt she'll ever leave it. She's in Madripoor at the moment. Doing a little job for us that only Cordelia can pull off." Buffy explained.
"Do you think Tony knows what his cousin does for a living?"
"Nope. Not a clue. He still doesn't remember me or Dawn all those times we've met. Man's too narcissistic to even notice." Xander shrugged it wasn't important, "Now for the important question, if you guys get married which side would I be on the brides or the grooms. Owowowow..."