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Summary: Bad news arrives at Slayer House.

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Dark > Xander-CenteredHMaxMariusFR738779409,57817 Nov 1223 Jun 13Yes

Nope!

A/N: Okay, so the world is changing again and Xander must react.


Nope!


Xander sipped from the cup of coffee and returned it to the holder in the center console. Glancing at his watch he then looked up at the mini-mart located across the street.

“So Xan, what's the sitch?”

The young man glanced at the raven-haired woman in the passenger seat. “Aren't you a little old for the Kim Possible thing, Dawnmeister?”

“Hey!” Dawn flounced in her seat then reached for a doughnut. “You're only as old as you let yourself be.”

Grinning, Xander waved a hand to decline as his partner held out the box. “And who taught you that?”

“You did,” she answered. “So what are we watching for tonight, Vamps?”

“No.”

“Oh okay. Fyarls?”

“Nope.”

“Polgaras?”

Xander turned and shook his head.”

“Dark Wizards?”

He raised the eyebrow over his good eye.

“Damn it Xander, it's four o'clock in the morning on the 15th of July! If we're not out here for some demon then why are we here?”

The squeal of heavy vehicle brakes, accompanied by the low rumble of a diesel engine drew her attention outside the vehicle. With a grin, Xander popped open his door and pointed at the truck. “That. Right on schedule.”

Dawn scrambled out after him. “A delivery truck?”

Turning back he waved for her to be quiet, looking up and down the street before hustling across. In the meantime, the driver had stopped the truck by the front door, opened up and begun stacking boxes on the liftgate.

“Xander. Are you going to tell me why we're here?”

Leaning back against one of the poles that kept people from driving into the store he watched as the driver loaded boxes labeled 'Hostess' onto his hand truck.

“Nope!”



A/Endnote: This concludes this story on a positive note. Saw today (6/23/13) that Twinkies return on July 15th!

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