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Summary: Coulson tries to recruit Buffy.

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Chapter 2

Chapter Two
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Nick Fury was fighting off two men when there was a flash of light and two women stepped out of a portal. They looked around and recognizing him the blonde ran up to him.

“Fury, where is Phil?”

“This ship is under attack Miss Summers, I don’t have time for this.” She punched out the two men advancing on them, and squared her shoulders.

“Look, Agent Coulson is in trouble. Tell me where he is and I might be able to save his life. I promise to help with this thing happening on your ship, but not until he’s safe.”

“Last I saw him, he was going to check on Loki, and just an FYI the Hulk has been activated.”

“Yeah, I brought Willow for that.” She turned toward the witch clearly fascinated with the technology of the ship. “Will, I’m going after Phil, the Hulk is somewhere on board, and I can’t protect you from him. Will you be ok?”

“Sure, I’ll keep this sector under control,” she gestured her arm around the room, “and you take care of Phil.”

“See you in a few.” She took off toward the stairs. She knew the ship, had been on board during the last big apocalypse, and ran toward the special prison Fury had built to keep the humans from completely freaking out about the Hulk being on board. It wouldn’t hold the Hulk or not for long and he knew it, but it made everyone on board feel better believing that it might. It probably wouldn’t hold a god for long either, but she could hope Loki hadn’t escaped yet.

When she came to the containment room she was almost too late. Loki was sneaking up on Phil who was concentrating on what looked like a hologram of Loki. She tossed the troll hammer at Loki and he went down. Phil turned around just as the God was getting up and shot him with a large energy blast.

“So that’s what it does.” He smiled and Buffy tackled him with a hug.

“That was too close, you know better than to take on a God!”

“Hey, can you get me out of here?”

“I thought Loki was supposed to be in containment. Why is Thor in the cylinder prison?”

“How did you know the other Loki was a trick?”

“He looked like a ghost. See through and buzzy, I don’t understand why I’m the only one that can see that.”

“Guys, I need to get out of here! The Hulk is still on the loose.”

“Nah, Willow has him contained, or she will soon enough.”

“We should still put Loki in here and get me out.”

“Do you know how to work this thing?”

“Yeah, get Loki, I’ll get the door open.”

They swapped Gods, and Buffy walked back over to Phil.

“Now what did I tell you about taking on Gods?”

“But I had this cool gun!” He flashed his smile, and she giggled. “God I love that smile.” She took it from his hands, dropped it on the ground, and kissed him.

“I had this dream and you were dead and I wasn’t sure if I’d make it on time. You know better than to use a gun on a God!”

“Hey, I knocked him down!”

“Hammers work pretty well too.”

“I’d have to agree with you there, where did you get that Hammer?”

“Troll, nasty fellow, but it helped get rid of this other God I was having problems with, so I figured it might be good for taking on Loki. Plus I know he hates hammers.” She winked at him and went back to Coulson. “Come on Phil, let’s see if Willow has the Hulk contained yet.”

“You know Willow can’t contain the Hulk.”

“I know, but she can put him to sleep for an hour or two, and hopefully in that time he changes back to Banner.” She pulled him in for another hug, and Thor began to look angry.

“The time for love making is over. We are at war, now we fight!”

“Easy for you to say.” Buffy snapped. “Your little scientist is safe, my secret agent is in the middle of all this. I’ll kiss him if I want to.”

“I say we fight! Get your hammer little warrior, we have people to save.”

“Yeah, yeah, let’s make with the hitting and the kicking. Phil, did I tell you that my hammer deflects bullets?”

“What about phaser blasts?”

“I don’t know, but that would be cool, so tell me what the evil plan is this time. Is Loki going to destroy all the pizza joints in New York, or is he planning to take over the world again, because honestly that’s old hat.”

“Same old plan, take over the world, rule the people, and eliminate chocolate from Earth.”

“No chocolate, he is evil. Maybe I’ll stick around, just to make sure there is chocolate when all is said and done.”

“Knew I could get through to your sense of duty and honor.”

“Well yeah, chocolate is sacred, and I have a duty to protect it.”

The End

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