Disclaimer: I do not own either the South Park or Harry Potter series.
Timeline: Pre Harry Potter and pre South Park series
Liane Cartman looked around at Little Whining and realized that she got hosed by that travel agent because this place was boring.
She held her little poofball son close to her and said, “Oh dear,” as she saw a baby boy on a nearby porch but it was dark still.
She heard Eric whine as the baby cried and she took it as a sign that Eric wanted a brother and obviously someone didn’t want a baby so she walked over, picked him up and walked off with him and decided that she’d keep him, maybe Eric wouldn’t be so difficult with a baby brother.
Later that day she saw the toddler sitting next to Eric and she realized that she didn’t know what she did but she was obviously high on crack when she took him but she vaguely remembered that no one wanted him.
She looked at the note and said, “Your name is Harry Potter? Oh my, what a stupid name, you can be Harry but Harry James Cartman.
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I am opening this story to anyone who is interested in adding on to it, just please keep the bad language down.
Write about Harry’s adventures in South Park and Hogwarts.
What effects would Harry being raised in South Park would have on the Wizarding world? Should Harry be just as racist as Cartman or should he be more innocent and sweet to everyone?
Harry’s new friends can visit Hogwarts if you want.
If Miss Cartman seams a bit off just presume that she is high.