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Dawn was nervous.
Sam could feel his hands shaking.
It was time. They were finally gonna do it. And Dean was gonna be pissed.
“Ready?” Dawn asked.
“As I’ll ever be,” was the reply.
They each picked up one of the markers and wrote.JUST MARRIED!!!
Dawn added a few hearts for good measure. All around the car.
“And you’re absolutely positive that this won’t hurt the paint job?” Sam asked, still feeling queasy, even though the job was done.
“Little late to ask now, isn’t it?” Dawn asked with a grin.
Sam gave her one of his patented looks of impatience.
“Positive,” She reassured Sam with a smirk. “Besides, Buffy wouldn’t let her new husband kill us. At least not before the honeymoon.”
Sam saw movement in the doorway of the reception hall. Was that…? It was. Buffy and Dean were coming out.
“Here they come.” Sam warned.
“Aww. I didn’t get to throw birdseed,” Dawn pouted as Sam pulled her away from the car.
Dean was all smiles and laughter now, but he hadn’t looked at the car yet and Sam didn’t think they should be standing next to it when he did.
Quickly, Sam threw the damning evidence of their crime in the nearest trashcan and wiped his hands on his pants.
Sam knew instantly when Dean saw the writing on the car. Dean’s eyes went wide and he started scanning the lot as if looking for the culprit. Their eyes locked.
“Sam!” Dean yelled.
“Run!” Sam ordered Dawn and the two took off in opposite directions.
Even with slayer strength, Buffy had a hard time holding Dean back. When it came to his precious car, the man was fiercely protective but Buffy wasn’t going to let anything ruin her special day. And the deaths of her sister and brother-in-law would ruin it. Buffy pulled Dean back and kissed him making him immediately forget about the car and the pesky, younger siblings. Buffy figured Dean could kill them later. After the honeymoon.
They were really getting into it when they heard someone yell across the lot.
“GET A ROOM!”
Or they could kill the pesky, younger siblings together. As husband and wife.
“Let’s get ‘em.” Buffy said as they pulled apart.
“A woman after my own heart,” Dean replied with a smile.
From her hiding spot, Dawn watched her sister with envy. She had really found a guy that was perfect for her. Dawn looked around for Sam but didn’t find him. When she looked back, her sister and Dean were nowhere to be seen.
“Uh,oh,” she said and took off, knowing that a double dose of trouble was not far behind.