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Summary: Oops is such an awful word...

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Harry Potter > Willow-Centered(Current Donor)SithspitFR1312041132,4604 Feb 044 Feb 04Yes
Title: Flick and Swish

Author: Sithspit

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Disclaimer: Not mine...characters are property of J.K. Rowling and Mutant Enemy/Joss Whedon

Distribution: TTH

Rating: PG

Summary: Bad things happen to good people

~Flick and swish~

One day I'll get this blasted thing right...

~Flick and swish~

Of course, after spending so much time learning his "swish and flick", he now faced the task of perfecting his "flick and swish".  Dexterity was NOT his strong suit, and small errors with wand motions often had undesired effects.

~Flick and swish~

~Flick and sw-OOPS!~

Truly, fate possesses a most perverse sense of humor.  At the precise moment he began the "swish" portion of the wand motion, his right foot slipped on a wet spot of the hall floor, turning his "swish" into a "swoosh"...pointing his wand directly into the open door of the DADA class, fully in progress under the tutelage of the new red-haired professor from America.

Willow squeaked, eyes widening at the sudden chill of her robes disappearance, goose pimples rising in a rapid rush, racing the full body blush as her cold-hardened nipples hit the frigid air.

Outside the classroom, Neville's jaw hung open, shocked at his error, then jumping at the feel of a hand on his shoulder.

"Tell me, Mr. Longbottom," Professor Snape drawled. "Is there a particular reason you chose now to cause a wardrobe malfunction for my wife?"

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