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“Help Wanted” – Hogwarts

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Summary: **For the 2014 LiveJournal’s Twisted Shorts FaD** challenge. After the first war with Voldemort ends, Hogwarts gets a makeover…and a lot of new teachers.

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
Harry Potter > Buffy-Centered
Charmed > General
Stargate > General
(Current Donor)mmoochFR133240,9271045055,8911 Aug 141 Sep 14Yes

Index Page

Never thought I’d have an index page, but I sort of wanted to give readers a head’s up about this year’s FaD and since this is a single story instead of a series, I don’t have an introduction page to do this stuff.

Index Page:

These are the courses/positions I remember from the books:

1. Headmaster - Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS))

2. Deputy - Cole Turner (Charmed (C))

3. Healer - Madame Pomfrey (Harry Potter (HP)); Assistants: Greg Focker (Meet the Parents) & Peter Petrelli (Heroes)

4. Librarian - Madame Pince (HP); Assistant: Blair Sandburg (The Sentinel (TS))

5. Heads of House, Gryffindor - Mr. and Mrs. Cunningham (Happy Days)

6. Heads of House, Hufflepuff - Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls (GG)) and Amanda Stetson - previously King (Scarecrow and Mrs. King (S&MK))

7. Heads of House, Ravenclaw - Lee Stetson (S&MK) and Lorelai Gilmore (GG)

8. Heads of House, Slytherin - Nate Ford (Leverage (L)) and Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)

9. Arithmancy - To Be Determined (TBD)

10. Astronomy - Raj Koothrappali (The Big Bang Theory (TBBT)); part-time Assistant: Jon O'Neill (Stargate SG1 (SG1))

11. Charms - Filius Flitwick (HP); Assistant Lily Potter (HP)

12. Care of Magical Creatures - Fester Addams (The Addams Family (TAF)); Assistant: Eliza Thornberry (The Wild Thornberrys)

13. Magical Protections - Agatha Harkness (Fantastic Four); Assistant: Tara Maclay (BtVS)

14. Divination - Ava Nicolae (C); Assistant (sort of): Drusilla (BtVS)

15. Herbology - Madame Sprout (HP); Assistant: Morticia Addams (TAF)

16. History/History of Magic - Adam Pierson aka Methos (Highlander); Assistant: Remus Lupin (HP)

17. Muggle Studies - Jarod (The Pretender); Assistant: Samantha Stevens (Bewitched)

18. Potions - Zelda Spellman (Sabrina the Teenage Witch); Assistant: TBD

19. Runes - Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones movie franchise); Assistant: Bathsheda Babbling (HP); Guest speaker: Lara Croft (Lara Croft movie franchise)

20. Transfiguration - Minerva McGonagall (HP); Assistant (?): Balthazar Blake (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)

(I know there was a Caretaker, but see the Muggle security positions for that one)

These are the new courses/positions that I thought would be good to incorporate:

21. Counselors - Dr. Alfred Bellows (I Dream of Jeannie) & Dr. Marlena Evans (-Black) (Days of Our Lives; Assistant: Lorne aka The Host (Angel the Series)

22. Security - Rubeus Hagrid (HP) & Worf (Star Trek: DS9 timeline) + security personnel

23. Administrative Assistant - Walter Harriman (SG1)

24. Potionmaster (only responsible for making potions, unless a substitute is needed for class) - Severus Snape (HP); Apprentice: Dawn Summers (BtVS)

25. Wizarding Studies - Augusta Longbottom (HP); Assistant: Andromeda Tonks (HP)

26. Music - Glenn Holland (Mr. Holland’s Opus); Assistant: Daniel ‘Oz’ Osbourne (BtVS)

27. English - John Keating (Dead Poet’s Society); Assistant: Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)

28. Foreign Languages - Jon O'Neill (Latin) & Jason Bourne (multiple languages) (The Bourne Trilogy)

29. Math - Larry Fleinhardt (Numb3rs); Assistant: TBD

30. Physical Education - Jim Ellison (TS); Assistant: TBD

31. Science - Doctor Emmett Brown (Back to the Future), Beast (X-Men), Angus MacGyver (MacGyver), Ms. Frizzle (Magic School Bus), Mr. Wizard aka Nicolas Flamel (Watch Mr. Wizard), Dr. Arthur Jefferies (TBBT); Guest Lecturers: Mythbusters

Unplanned Positions:
** School Treasurer - Anya Jenkins-Harris (BtVS)
** Heads of House, Merlin - Cliff and Claire Huxtable (The Cosby Show)
** Estate Planning - Gomez Addams (TAF)
** Ethics - Agatha Harkness
** Home Ec - Eliot Spencer (L) & Edna Garrett (The Facts of Life)
** Commissary - Jackson Gibbs (NCIS)
** Security personnel - Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS), Jason Gideon (Criminal Minds), Robert Goren (Law & Order: Criminal Intent), various Aurors, including James Potter and Sirius Black (HP)

If I have missed any courses, please drop me a line. Also feel free to nominate people for the various slots. All but like six of the jobs I’d like to have two people (preferably one HP character and one non-HP character). If you’re familiar with my writing, you probably know the fandoms I feel most comfortable working with, so keep that in mind when you make your suggestions.
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