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Summary: The first ever Naked Quidditch match. Response to Jinni’s 200 Word Wardrobe Malfunction challenge.

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Title : Naked Quidditch
Author : Booster
Rating : PG
Summary : The first ever Naked Quidditch match. Response to Jinni’s 200 Word Wardrobe Malfunction challenge.
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“The first recorded game of Naked Quidditch took place in 1883 during a match between the Tutshill Tornados and the Holyhead Harpies at Tutshill itself.

The game was already one day old when a number of MihMck demons were flushed out of the nearby Tutshill Forest and fled squealing to the nearby Quidditch pitch. The demons had been disturbed by the Slayer of the time, a Miss Amelia Fletcher who promptly followed them.

Once it became clear that the MihMck demons were spitting acid from their mouths, the spectators fled. Unfortunately, both teams were extremely competitive and refused to end the game. Certain members of the teams attempted to help the Slayer.

It was at this point that the MihMck acid was discovered to be strong enough to dissolve robes and clothing. I believe the modern term is ‘wardrobe malfunction’.

Eventually, Miss Fletcher had killed all the MihMck demons and cleared the pitch of the corpses. The game continued on, with all players now completely nude. Holyhead eventually won 440 to 370.”

Professor Binns paused and looked around the class. Ron Weasley just grinned broadly, and whispered excitedly to Harry Potter next to him “Best History of Magic class EVER!”

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