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Summary: A collection of crossover double drabbles posted at tthdrabbles. (mostly BtVS/HP)

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Multiple Crossings > General > Ficlet Collections - OtherechoFR18133,1520285,98510 Apr 0421 Nov 05No

Say Anything

title: Say Anything
author: echo
word count: 200 (so says word)
crossing: BtVS/HP
challenge: "slip of the tongue"
disclaimer: I do not own these characters. The HP ones belong to Rowling. The BtVS/AtS ones belong to Whedon.

*~*~*~*~*

Willow sat quietly, waiting. The professor she should be assisting was resisting. Well, she'd had enough. This would teach him to refuse to let her do her job. Willow rubbed the feather-end of her quill against her cheek.

"Add your panties next."

Several students snickered.

"Wormwood!" Severus Snape corrected, looking suspicious. "Then the penis."

More snickers.

Snape opened his mouth, but by his face, one knew the words spoken weren't the ones he wanted to speak. "I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout."

Ron Weasley was laughing so hard he actually toppled from his chair.

Snape stalked over to Willow and pointed to the door. "I want you to tie me up and spank me!"

She was fairly certain he just wanted to speak to her outside. This was an interesting little side effect. She had no idea Professor Snape's thoughts ran so naughty.

"I want to kiss you all over."

Willow raised an eyebrow. Snape just glared. Apparently, he guessed he wouldn't speak what he really wanted to say until Willow muttered the counter curse, so she did.

"Clever. A Slip of the Tongue Hex. You win... for now, Miss Rosenberg."

*~*~*~*

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