Epilogue

Inside the huge Wolfram & Hart lunchroom, the two young clerks were frustrated. Another slow day. What they wouldn’t give for some excitement – like the strange goings-on this morning in the lobby.

“…And then BAM! He just shows up out of nowhere! I tell ya, it was somethin’ else!” Dave Lister recounted for his increasingly annoyed friend.

“I know, I know! I was there, remember?! Now would you please keep quiet? I need to study for this exam.”

“Arnold, I can’t believe you. Didn’t you even want to get a look at him? I know I did.”

“I got enough of him just hearing his voice,” Arnold Rimmer answered in a huff. “He sounded like a selfish, self-absorbed git!”