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World’s Shortest HP Crossovers

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Summary: Harry writes a letter of apology, Willow uses her lesson planner, & Remus meets a muggle. Now with bonus stories.

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
Harry Potter > Willow-Centered > Pairing: Harry PotterSamJamesFR1324032273,51924 Apr 0418 Jan 11Yes

One sentence stories

These are even shorter. One sentence each (combined due to TtH requirements about chapter length)

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and co are J.K. Rowling’s. Willow and friends to Mutant Enemy and Fox.


Who's the DADA?

After Harry Potter declined her invitation to visit her hometown, DADA professor Willow Rosenberg put a check mark where her lesson planner, left by her DADA predecessors, read "Attempt to kill Harry Potter."


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And We're Off

Upon recognizing that the man who taught werewolves how to control their inner wolf had no wand, Remus wondered why all the Muggle wolves who left for training said they were off to see the wizard.

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Booked

“I’m terribly sorry but I am afraid the book was irreparably damaged by exposure to the Internet,” wrote Rupert Giles to librarian Madam Irma Pince, after remembering that the Book of Moloch had been borrowed on inter-library loan.

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If Harry Potter Had Been Written by Gilbert & Sullivan

When Harry Potter announced to Voldemort that he too had been orphaned, all the death eaters had to let him go; joyfully, Harry sang in a surprisingly strong tenor voice, "It sometimes is a useful thing, to be an orphan boy."

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