Not in Your Diet

Not in Your Diet

PaBurke


*** First actual drabble. BtVS and Smallville. It's someone else's turn to get their comeuppance. ***


*** Disclaimer *** I only wish I could do this to the characters.


*** Distribution *** Twisting the Hellmouth


*** Warning *** High 'squick' factor



"Oz, baby, you okay?"

Oz lurched forward and emptied his stomach into the toilet.

"I'll take that as a no." Willow murmured wryly. Then she concentrated on a solution. "Is there anything I can get you?"

Oz shook his head.

"Are you sick? Or is it something you ate?"

"Lionel's hand."

"Ah." In Willow's opinion, Lionel Luthor was lucky to have escaped with just his hand bitten off. The stupidity of catching a werewolf for experimentation was only compounded by trying to tame it by hand-feeding.

Werewolves had big bites.

Werewolf girlfriends had mean streaks and a thirst for revenge.