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Summary: Drabbles. Harmony shows up for a secretary job. Unfortunately for Harry he never wanted a secretary and this one won't leave. Harmony, Harry

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Harry Potter > General > DrabblesMoniqueFR135939021,48413 Jun 0412 Aug 04No

Help Wanted - PG

Title: Help Wanted
277 words

The word is: Replacement

'The plan was to be very simple, so where did it go wrong?' Harry thought to himself.. He would put an ad in various papers in search of a new secretary. Once someone replied he could tell Harmony that her services were no longer needed, and a few weeks after Harmony left he could get rid of the new secretary. That was the plan, however, he should of known it wouldn't be that simple.

The first problem in the plan was that he didn't want a secretary, at all. He did not want to go through the hassle of getting a new secretary when he had no intention of keeping her more than a few weeks.

The next and the biggest problem that came up, was the type of people that were applying for the job. He was pretty sure that he had said looking for a female secretary with some experience. In hindsight he should have been more specific.

NO! He did not want someone who had just undergone a sex change.

NO! He did not need someone who had various experience in pleasing others.

NO! NO! NO! He would not consider hiring someone with a past criminal history... Especially since the charges seemed to be either murder or theft.

Burying his head in his hands, Harry considered his options. He could continue to search through various applications that were filled with people he would never let anywhere near his home. He could try once more to convince Harmony to leave... or he could just forget it and let Harmony continue on as his secretary. Carefully considering his options, Harry found that the last one was probably the safest way to go.

The End?

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