10 Things That Never Happened to Anya
1. - Cheers - PG-15 – Word Count 160
Anya hadn’t wanted to stay and see another ascension especially now that she was mortal. She wanted to get as far away from Sunnydale, California as she possibly could. So she went to the other end of the country.
Now, she was in a bar, a bar in Boston.
The bartender walked over to her. “What can I get you sweetheart?”
“Sweetheart?” Anya looked at him. He wasn’t bad looking. He wasn’t Xander, but he would do. “I want orgasms. Can you give me orgasms?”
The bartender looked at her in surprise before smiling at her. “Better than most.”
The bartender hopped over the bar and put his arm around her, “name’s Sam Malone.”
Anya looked at him closely before smiling. She knew his name. In her line of work, everyone knows his name. “I know. I granted the wish that caused you to lose your hair.”
He looked at her in confusion as she pulled him out the door