Cupid

10 Things That Never Happened to Anya
by Teri


2. Cupid (The 90’s short-run TV series). – PG-15 – Word Count 163

Xander had just left her at the altar. Anya had to get away. Before, she knew it she found herself in a bar in Chicago.

The bartender walked over to her, “What can I get you?”

“Orgasms,” it worked in before.

“Right, Trevor it is one of yours!”

Trevor bounced over to her. “Love is in the air. What can I get you? Blonde or Brunette?”

Anya looked up at him recognition lit her eyes. “Cupid?”

“Anyanka. It has been a while.”

“What are you doing here in this bar?”

"Being the Greco-Roman god of love for 3,000 years has prepared me for what? Desk job at Hallmark? I’m mortal I serve drinks. You?"

“I make money, lovely, pretty money. Will you give me orgasms?”

“No sex with the humans while I am in exile.”

“I may be mortal again, but I am still not quite human.”

“Really?” Cupid grinned.

Somewhere one of Cupid’s beads slipped over marking the union of another couple.