Star Trek: DS9
10 Things That Never Happened to Anya
3. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – PG – Word Count 142
Anya was going to scream soon if Willow didn’t knock it off with those time spells. She looked around trying to figure out where she was.
She found she was on some sort of promenade that was filled with a lot of different kinds of demons she didn’t recognize.
She spotted a bar and walked in, usually bartenders were good sources of information and she had a lot of luck with them in the last few years.
She sat at the bar waiting, when she noticed an odd looking book. She reached over and opened it.
“The Rules of Acquisition. Rule 1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.” Her eyes were wide and she read the whole book.
By the time Quark walked in to the bar, he found Anya crying. “I have finally found where I belong!”