10 Things that Never Happened to Anya
6. Highlander - PG - Word Count 155
Anya and Xander had yet another fight. Anya found herself on the road again. This time she went north, finding herself in yet another bar.
She watched the bartender. He was an older man, but kind of cute and since she had been human she had found bartenders to be a constant source of . . . comfort.
“Sex on a beach.” She offered.
“Sure, I can make that for you?” The older man smiled as he began to mix the drink.
Anya frowned; he misunderstood her.
“He didn’t misunderstand you, he is just trying to not embarrass you.”
She turned to the deep voice in her ear.
“Methos!” She smiled.
“You are a talented man. Cassandra’s wish that you an eternal life alone. I never found a wish more gratifying since eternal means I get to run into you every few decades without worrying about you losing your head.”
“A great PRIZE indeed.”