Never Had Sex With a One-Armed Man

Series: Ten Things That Never Happend to Lilah Morgan

Author: Malana

Disclaimer: I don't own Lilah, or any of the characters used in the crossings.

Challenge Response.



"Never Had Sex With a One-Armed Man"



"Alex," Lilah said as rolled over to face her bedroom partner, "You know we're just going to betray each other, right?"

Alex Krycek grinned, and brushed hair out of his lover's eyes. "Let's not worry about that now. We have more important things to deal with."

"I've got a meeting with Mulder in an hour," Lilah said. “I’ve got that man wrapped around my finger. He’ll never know what hit him.”

"You keep feeding him false information. I'm taking care of the Consortium. Everything seems to be working out."

Lilah smiled predatorily, "Pretty soon, we'll be running the whole show."