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Summary: A collection of minis for the Buffyverse1000 pairings challenge.

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
Harry Potter > Multiple Pairings > OtherechoFR1531,242052,52419 Aug 0419 Aug 04No

Lupes (Faith/Remus)


"So you're a werewolf."

Remus looked at Faith over the edge of his paper. "So you're a vampire slayer."

The brunette grinned at him like he just made her day.

Remus was a bit unnerved by her manner. He had been since landing this job with the newly reformed Watcher's Council. It seemed like nothing phased her. She was also fond of pacing the room... like a caged animal. She very much reminded him of Sirius at times. That was likely why she didn't seem to grate upon his nerves the way she did with others.

He was staying in tonight because the full moon was approaching, and he wasn't feeling his best. Remus wasn't exactly sure why Faith had opted to stay. He sensed that there was something going on with her, and he didn't know how he felt about that.

"I've sat with a wolf during the full moon before. This ain't my first rodeo, man."

She certainly had an interesting speech pattern. Remus was a bit curious as to why she was trying to make small talk though.

"So I heard your best friend escaped from prison."

"He did."

"I escaped from prison too."

"So I was told." He quipped evenly from behind his paper.

She crossed quickly to the sofa he was sitting on trying to read his Daily Prophet and flopped down next to him. She even stretched her arm along the back of said sofa behind him and leaned a bit his way. She was turned towards him, her body was pointed at his. Remus would swear that she was flirting with him... if he didn't know better.

"What else they tell you about me, Lupes?"


"Giles is Rupes or G-man, you're Lupes. You know, you kinda remind me of Giles."

"Do I?"

"Yeah..." She looked at him from under her lashes. "And I always had a bit of a crush on Giles."

The paper was lowered abruptly. "Are you coming on to me?"

"Praise Jebus!" Faith shouted, throwing her arms in the air dramatically and startling him. "If you didn't take the hint soon, I was just gonna get naked and start dancin' around the room, yo."

"You can not be attracted to me."

"I can't?"


"Why not? Have you seen you?"

"I'm a stuffy old wizard."

"And I like an older man. Maybe I wanna un-stuff your stuff."

Disturbing, but at the same time tempting and intriguing.

Remus just might have to submit himself to this un-stuffing she spoke of.

The End?

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