Buzzed

Buffy sat at the kitchen table; she was struggling with her checkbook. Then, Dawn walked behind her:

“Buffy, ‘The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.’”

“You know, Dawn, that was not the last thing I said before I jumped.”

“That's the last thing I heard.”

“Well, I said something else as I jumped into the Portal.”

“I didn't hear anything. What did you say, Buffy?”

Buffy didn't say anything, and Dawn stared at her.

“What did you say, Buffy?” Then, Dawn gasped. “You said it, didn't you.”

Buffy stood up and declaimed,

“To Infinity, And Beyond!”



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