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Xander And Rocket Launchers...

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Summary: Quick Fic: What if Xander had fired the rocket launcher at the judge, not buffy? *humour*

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Xander-Centered(Past Donor)chaoseternusFR131236185,2765 Sep 045 Sep 04Yes
Xander and Rocket Launchers

by Chaos_Eternus

Okay, for the obvious: I do not own Buffy The vampire layer... sorry, SLayer.



“Excuse me?” Xanders shouted comment caused the Judge and his companions to gaze over in his direction, giving him their full attention. Normally he would be running at this point but he had a plan, and a little toy to play with…


“Before you get on and kill me and everyone else here as I know you intend to, do you mind if I ask two simple questions first?” he said, clasping his hands together.


Amused, Angelus replied “Go on, but be quick, your body would make the perfect present to leave the slayer”


“Right Deadboy” before Angelus could comment or act on the use of that hated nickname Xander continued “Judge, Question 1, no-one forged can harm you right?”


“Indeed, and I will take great pleasure in killing you, Slayers minion”


“Right, and now for question 2, you are aware we don't forge weapons anymore right? We mass produce them with machines and get such nice little toys as this one”


Xander bent down, picking a long cylindrical object up from where it had rested out of the demons sight,


“Now this one we call a rocket launcher ”


“Ahhh, did he say Rocket launcher?” Angelus asked eyes wide with surprise and shock.


“Miss Edith says run”


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“Err… arm!” Oz commented, pointing at the offending object.

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