Now that there are many Slayers in the world, we might hear this on public radio some Saturday evening:-----
“So you need to fight vampires. Can you be sure your stakes are the highest quality? You know how embarassing or even fatal it can be if a vamp manages to break your favorite weapon!
“So, by popular demand, ‘Home Defence Hardware’ offers its new lines of ‘Super Slayer Stakes,’ available in oak, ebony, and ironwood. Add the optional custom grips, including the simple duct tape [Quack!], leather, and brass versions, for the perfect Slaying experience.
“‘Home Defence Hardware,’ at the Dales—Highdale, Teasdale, Chippendale, Airedale, Mondale, and other fine shopping centers. And now a word from ‘Bertha's Kitty Boutique’….”-----
“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is the possession of Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon. “Home Defence Hardware” and “Bertha's Kitty Boutique” come from “A Prarie Home Companion,” owned by Garrison Keillor, American Public Media, and Minnesota Public Radio.
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