Disclaimer: A random thought made a random story. Doesn't mean I own anything. Really - Dawn and Buffy are (c) Joss and Mutant Enemy, whereas Smith is (c) The Wachoiski Bros.
A/N: Season 5, I think for Buffy. And The Matrix.
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"Come one, say it!" Laughed Dawn, "Who's the man?"
Buffy rolled her eyes, "You are. A very short, annoying ma-"
Her teasing words were cut off as Dawns cheerful face contorted with pain. Was she seeing things?
The small girl had been replaced with a none to happy looking man, wearing a non-descript suit, and dark glasses. His right hand rested at an earpiece as he worked out the kinks in his neck.
"I am neither short, nor annoying" he stated to Buffy, eyebrows raised in a slightly patronising manner.
He turned his head and smirked slightly, "We have her..the anomaly."
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