I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-men, GI-Joe, or Red Witch’s Misfits Universe.
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Asked in TTH forums if I could post this crossover… it is a Buffy crossover with X-men Evolution and GI-Joe. Sub-crossover that links Evo and GI-Joe is Red Witch’s Universe in X-men Evolution on Fanfiction.net. I was told to provide link to her stories, so you could see where I got this lunacy from. (grin) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/94164/ I suggest starting with Ronin Toad if you want background.
The characters listed as Trinity are OC’s created by Red Witch. BA is a GI-Joe character. Toad is X-men.
Trinity, Toad, and BA teleported into a weird location.
“Bloody hell!” yelled the blonde haired man that BA was sitting on.
Brittany, Quinn, and Daria looked around. “Where are we now?”
Toad had landed on a cash register, and was being hit about the head by some girl who was yelling. “I’m trying to count the money! Get away! I want to count money!”
A man wearing glasses walked in, saw the scene, and adjusted his glasses. “Spike, who did you bring in this time?”
BA stood up, looked around, then grinned when he saw a coffee pot. As he walked over to it, he took a bag of something out and poured something in.
A young man about twenty, walked in and started laughing at what the girl at the counter was doing.
“This isn’t funny!” yelled Toad who proceeded to hop away, chased by the crazy girl.
A blond haired girl walked in, followed by two others. She took out a wooden something, and started chasing after Toad too.
Trinity said in unison “Uh-oh!” and used their telekinesis to hold everyone in place except Toad who had backed into a corner to protect himself.
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After everything was finally sorted out, Buffy apologized for thinking Toad was a demon. They sat down and tried to figure out what to do. BA served the coffee. The poor demons and vampires in Sunnydale didn’t know what they were in for.
Screams were heard from various parts of town. If it were any place else, the police would be investigating. Around there, though, they just locked up the station and took out the assault rifles.
Five vampires ran screaming through a graveyard. Another one, just finished feeding, watched them run by. “Funny, how’d they get soaked in syrup and ice cream?” Then he found out. The five, meanwhile, ran into Giles, who was a tea drinker. “Kill us please! Anything’s better than this!” He obliged.
A horde of vampires near the bronze, had discovered a tasty treat... or so they thought. When he started hopping around and sliming them, they got mad. When he moved too fast for them, they got irritated. When he started kicking them into various tree branches, they ran away screaming, followed by maniacal laughter.
The rest of the creatures found themselves being herded toward the center of town by three young girls with powers, and a maniacal short bearded man. Their screams were worse.
Xander and Anya made use of the extra energy, as did Willow and Tara.
As for Buffy, never give caffeine to a high strung Slayer dating a blonde vampire.
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Everyone except Trinity woke up with headaches the next morning.
“SPIKE , GET OFF ME AND GET OUT!”
Spike ran out of the basement, yelling “Bloody Hell! You’re the one who dragged me into the basement by my feet!” He ran by a laughing Dawn.
Anya asked “Can we get that recipe? Please?”
Xander just groaned as he lay there, too weak to move.
Toad lay on a tree branch, snoring away. A miniature dust storm blew away from him.
Trinity and BA were playing a card game, waiting for Toad to get back so they could figure out where to go from there. The Dawek demon they were playing on top of wasn’t too happy with that. However, since he was the one survivor of the whole escapade, he wasn’t complaining.
Willow and Tara grinned at each other, and basked in the morning sunlight from the bedroom window.
Giles read a book.
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“Now that we’re all here.” Giles began, while groans filled the room. “Have you found out how to get home?”
“Do you have the recipe for the wonderful beverage called coffee?” Anya asked.
BA handed it over, while Giles smacked his head.
“Yes, we finally figured out the problem. Well, it’s been a blast!”
”That’s one way to put it.” Said Xander. “At least the town’s going to be quiet for awhile.”
The tied up Dawek demon screamed. “They’re going to take me away! Kill me, please! I’ll do anything, anything. Just don’t let me go with them!”
The teleporter activated, and they went home finally.
The Sunnydale crew chased Anya out the door and around the town, trying to get the recipe from her. Giles just banged his head against the wall.