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Summary: Post Season 7. Willow goofs up a spell. What can I say, I got loopy

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Cast: Scooby GangcwolfFR71348041,41117 Nov 0417 Nov 04Yes
(I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also, I voted for Bush. Grin)

Willow was attempting to get on the internet, when her computer did something funky.

Buffy walked in and blinked. “Willow, are you cussing?”

“This stupid computer!”

“Oookkk... I’ll just be going now.”

Willow spent the next three hours typing, rebooting, and swearing in several languages. The demons that some of those belonged to would’ve been impressed, or insulted considering some of her translations.

Finally around 8pm, she took a break. She walked out of the room and looked around.

”Where’d everyone go?”

“We’re in here!”

She walked in and paused. “Why are you watching the presidential debates?”

“Slow start on slaying?”

“Ah. Bored, or getting there?”


They sat and watched everything.

At one point Faith turned to Buffy and asked “Why does Kerry look like Clinton and Jay Leno got a little busy?”

They all laughed.

Willow stretched then sighed. “As entertaining as this is, I’ve got to go pound the computer.”

As she walked away, Faith commented that it’d be more fun if a fist fight broke out in the debates.

Willow worked on her computer for a little more, then tossed her hands in the air. “Fine, maybe magic will work!”

She set about looking for something that could help, and found it. As she started speaking the words, her nose tickled. Then she sneezed. Loud laughter was heard from the other room.

Willow sighed. The spell hadn’t worked. Then she stood up, dejectedly, and walked back to the girls. Xander had joined them at that point and was howling too.

Willow walked in, and paused in shock.

George Bush and John Kerry were flapping their arms like wings and looked like they were pecking at each other while crowing like roosters. The audience was snarling and growling while chasing each other around the room. Or they were rolling around and biting each other.

Willow blinked. “All I did in the spell was try to be a little aggressive. While fixing that stupid ingrate.”

Xander looked over. “Sure it wasn’t ‘Stupid Debate’?”

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