Disclaimer: I don't own Xander or Lana. They are the property of Mutant Enemy and Smallville's creators. No profit is being made from this itty-bitty drabble, and no infringement is intended.

"Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Xander. Xander, Mom and Dad." She leaned in and whispered to him, "They're kind of on the quiet side, but it doesn't mean they don't like you. Don't take it personally, okay?"

Xander's mouth opened and closed a few times before he managed to choke out "Uh, it's nice to meet you both."

He was ready to smack his head off the nearest gravestone. Demons and crazy people, those were the types he attracted. Xander sighed to himself. At least Lana Lang was the prettiest crazy person he'd ever dated.