Title: That’s new
Disclaimer: I don’t own characters from SG-1 or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Happy?
Challenge: Family Gathering (slash side)
Word count: 100 without this stuff.
Yes, I meant to put this on the livejournal, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out how to do it. If someone can tell me how to, I’ll be extremely grateful forever and ever.
“You brought a guy home?” Buffy wasn’t certain whether to rejoice or cry. Although she’d never admit it, she’d miss the sex.
Xander sat back and asked, “Does he at least have a soul?”
“Please stop acting like I’m not here.” Daniel looked a little shell-shocked.
“It’s normal,” Dawn cut in. “I’m Dawn. Hurt Spike and be bludgeoned to death with a shovel.”
“I wouldn’t hurt him.”
“So,” Xander noticeably tried to change the subject, “what do you do for a living?”
“He fights aliens,” Spike said cheerfully.
“Secret, Spike,” Daniel stressed.
But Buffy just shrugged. “That’s new.”