Disclaimer: I don't own any of the BtVS characters or Lex Luthor. They are the property of Mutant Enemy and WB and DC. No profit is being made from this itty-bitty drabble, and no infringement is intended.
I am physically incapable of meeting a deadline. But I wrote these and I wanted to share.
It started with a phone call. Just one.
It led to a meeting. Just friends.
Then it was hanging out, swamping life stories, near death experiences.
Suddenly, it was a thing.
So, here they were. He couldn’t tell who was more shocked. Willow beamed like she’d won a prize. Hah! She so wasn’t getting the toaster. He’d switched teams before she had.
Watching Anya, Xander figured he’d better make with the introductions before she had an apoplexy.
“Guys, I’d like you to meet my...” he paused, as his lover lifted one elegant brow. Okay, ixnay on the boyfriend-ay. “Lover, Lex Luthor.”