Large PrintHandheldAudioRating
using
 paypal
Twisting The Hellmouth Crossing Over Awards - Results
Is your email address still valid?

Merry Christmas

StoryReviewsStatisticsRelated StoriesTracking
Ficlet(s)

Summary: song fic done to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > GeneralcwolfFR726520478330 Nov 041 Dec 04No

Xander

Xander got smashed and ran over Spikey,
On his way to Buffy's Christmas Eve.
He couldn't remember being Santa,
But he sure knew how to color an officer green.

Xander woke up in the jail cell,
Wondering why he was there.
Then his lawyer came forward,
To ask why he had glued ornaments to a cop's hair.

Xander got smashed and ran over Spikey,
On his way to Buffy's Christmas Eve.
He couldn't remember being Santa,
But he sure knew how to color an officer green.

That poor officer named Franklin,
Didn't know quite how to explain.
How a man dressed up as Santa,
Could glue ornaments and pine needles around his brain.

Xander got smashed and ran over spikey,
On his way to Buffy's Christmas Eve.
He couldn't remember being Santa,
But he sure knew how to color an officer green.

Poor Spike had to listen,
As Buffy started to laugh.
As she took the call from the police,
About a young man getting drunk for a laugh.

It seemed Willy's got a little crazy,
With their version of Christmas cheer.
They didn't have the heart to,
Kill Xander and eat the deer.

Xander got smashed and ran over spikey,
On his way to Buffy's Christmas Eve.
He couldn't remember being Santa,
But he sure knew how to color an officer green.

So Xander was stuck for two nights,
In a jail cell by himself.
The police felt sorry for him,
After they took pictures of him dressed like an elf.

Xander got smashed and ran over spikey,
On his way to Buffy's Christmas Eve.
He couldn't remember being Santa,
But he sure knew how to color an officer green

So now his photo is on the wall,
With the words "Have you seen him?"
He was in an elf suit and white beard,
Looking a little dim.

Xander got smashed and ran over spikey,
On his way to Buffy's Christmas Eve.
He couldn't remember being Santa,
But he sure knew how to color an officer green.

The End?

You have reached the end of "Merry Christmas" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 1 Dec 04.

StoryReviewsStatisticsRelated StoriesTracking