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Summary: song fic done to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Merry Christmas

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy nor do I own any part of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer



(Even though it looks like it, I'm not bashing Spike... if anything I'm bashing drunkenness.)



Spikey got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home to Buffy's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for Spikey he believes.



Buffy stood in the foyer waiting for Spikey,

She was worried quite a lot.

Then she had the bright idea,

That she should yell for Xander to help her search every lot.



Spikey got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home to Buffy's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for Spikey he believes.



Xander was no where to be found,

So Buffy went on ahead.

She finally found Spikey,

Saying "Bloody Hell" while lying flat in a flower bed.



Spikey got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home to Buffy's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for Spikey he believes.



Buffy helped poor Spike to the house,

While he grumbled all the way.

Something about Christmas shopping and tons of beer,

With a drunk elf driving reindeer in front of a sleigh.



Buffy looked at him as they walked,

And noticed peculiar marks on his back.

They almost looked like white hairs,

From a short man possibly dressed in red, white, and black.



Spikey got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home to Buffy's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for Spikey he believes.



Xander staggered up a couple hours later,

With a drunken grin on his face.

Until a police officer pulled up to the house,

With handcuffs and something about some reindeer and a santa suit somehow misplaced.



Spikey got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home to Buffy's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for Spikey and Xander they believe.
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