Title: Christmas Traditions
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate or Buffy.
Spoilers: Vague season 8 spoilers for Stargate
Summary: Faith introduces Teal'c to a new Christmas tradition. Response to FFA #420 - Drabble
“I have never partaken in this ritual before.”
Faith gaped. “You’ve never decorated a Christmas tree before? You’re shitting me?”
“I am not,” Teal’c replied. “We do not have Christmas trees in Mozambique.”
If he was from Mozambique, she was a nun. “You’re a virgin then.” She smiled wickedly, silently thanking B for sending her to check out this guy. “You know, we have this other ritual we do right after we decorate the tree. Drinking eggnog in the nude.”
Hey, what better way to see if a guy’s human than by making sure he had all the right bits?