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Rules for Mayors

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Summary: a random thought that occured to me a long time ago... who replaced the immortal ascending Mayor?

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > ComedycwolfFR71147011,55621 Dec 0421 Dec 04Yes
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why only one Mayor was ever mentioned in Buffy.

Rules for mayor of Sunnydale:

1: Must be at least half crazy. No sane person could rule these misfits.

2: Immortal preferably. It's hard finding good mayors for this town.

3: Must be willing to get along with any evil thing. We lose less mayors that way.

4: The mayor is required to continue funding the Blood and Stuff For Vampires and Demons program. Keeps government employees safe that way.

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Revised rules:

1: No more mayors.

2: If we do have one, no immortal mayors who want to become head demons and rule the earth.

3: Forget getting along with the evil things. We're going to Hawaii.

4. If anyone is left, they're the mental patients we brought in to take our places. We've got a standing agreement with several places to send one each time a government employee dies. Forget the blood for vampires program.

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