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“Tell me again why you took this job?”
“My Sister wanted me to get some experience out side of what I grew up with. We needed the money. You all needed a female linguist who wouldn’t freak out. The president called us. Buffy freaked, Will hacked, and I had just waited in the bathroom line for 20 minutes just to freekin pee. I took the job cause you guys had at least two working bathrooms at a time. And we needed the money. Good enough for you Jack?”
“Yes Dawn. You and your great wisdom know how to save our butts?”
“I might know someone who can.”
Jack thinking that this was a rhetorical question ignored Dawn as he fiddled with the chains binding his arms to the stone wall in the dungeon of the village they were hoping to form a treaty with. Dawn’s mutterings went unnoticed until in a flash of light an imposing figure with horns appeared in front of them.
“D’Hoffryn could you bring Willow here, please?”
“If you agree to make one wish against one of your friends I will.”
“Ok. Next time I go home I wish that Andrew will not be able to cook or serve any Star Trek oriented food dishes. Trust me that will drive him up the wall in aggervation.”
“Dawn? What happened?” Jack was speechless when the slender redheaded young women replaced the horned D’Hoffryn.
“Hey Willow. Who had kidnapped within three weeks on the job in the what happens to Dawn pool?”
“I did. Oh, you mean…. I win. I get the money.”
“Yeah, but who had on another planet?”
“Drat, do I really have to share with Andrew?”