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A Silly Way To Die

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Summary: Buffy/Star Wars halloween crossover. What if the costumes affected those around them?

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Star Wars > GeneralcwolfFR71273033,2874 Feb 054 Feb 05Yes
I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or anything that George Lucas has come up with.

Glory stalked toward The Magic Shop. Her devoted followers followed along behind.

“Mistress…”

“I’m going to get The Key, NOW!”

“But we don’t even know where it is.”

“Torture generally works.”

-

Xander and Giles were driving by the old school when they decided to stop.

“Well, we’ve come a long way.”

Giles sighed. “Yes, and we’ve gained some strange acquaintances.”

”We could always stake Spike.”

”I was talking about Anya.”

“Oh come on, what’s not to like?”

“Her incessant chatter!”

-

Glory turned the corner and grinned. “Ah, just the ones I wanted to see.”

“Dear Lord.”

“Rupert Giles, and without your Slayer.” She stalked forward. As she did, a shadow blocked the sunlight over her and her minions. She noticed Giles and Xander staring in quiet wonder. She glanced up. A large, serpent-like neck and huge mouth with teeth descended upon her.

Giles spoke after a minute. “Well… that was unexpected.”

Xander stared in shock. “What?”

They continued to stare at Glory’s body while her minions just blinked.

Giles adjusted his glasses. “I did wonder what else Ethan’s spell had affected that Halloween.”

“Yes, but how did it change into that?”

“Maybe some people dressed up as Star Wars characters….” Giles spoke again as they walked away, leaving the minions to stare at Glory’s body as it changed into that of the lower half of a young man. The top was nowhere to be seen.

In the background, a burp was heard from the ruins of the school where the library had once been located.

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