Dawn blinked under the sudden brightness and squinted out at the sea. It really was a good thing that she had put on tanning lotion earlier that morning. All around the boat was…water. A lot of water .
“Oh, hey, look! There’s a boat!” Dawn brightened immediately. Boats were good. Granted, she was in one at the moment, but it was a dinky little thing that would probably capsize if anyone moved suddenly.
“But that’s not a regular ship,” Willow frowned slightly. “That’s a real, pirate-y ship, with black sails and all.” The Wicca turned to the other girls accusingly. “Did any of you make a wish involving pirates?” All the girls shook their heads emphatically. “Well, that’s something at least,” Willow sighed, then frowned.
“So, we don’t know where or when we are?” Dawn frowned as well. “This is definitely one of our more suckier days.”
“’More sucky’,” Willow corrected her absently.
“Whatever,” the Slayer’s younger sister grumbled quietly. Suddenly, she brightened. “Hey, I know! Anyanka!” she called out firmly, more than a little pissed off at how her day was going. “Anyanka, get your sorry arse down here right now!” For a second, nothing happened, then a young woman appeared out of nowhere and hovered in the air.
“Dawn! What are you doing here? I thought you were taking the miniature slayers on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, not the real thing!” The vengeance demon took in the various grouchy faces on the slayers, witch and Key. “Oh.” She began to panic slightly. “This is not good! No, wait, why am I panicking? I’ve always wanted to meet the famous Jack Sparrow. He’s probably better with the kissing than Xander is, not that I want to try, after all, I am perfectly satisfied with yummy Xander-smooches.”
---Sorry I haven't updated in a while! Next chapter should be up soon, I think! Enjoy.