Title: Theme Song
A/N: No specific time for stargate, after chosen for buffy. The idea just came to me.
Disclaimer: I don’t a lot of things but three of those things are Stargate, Dawn, and Switch Foot
As soon as Jack fell out of the Stargate onto planet XP-2143P Daniel started to sing, “Welcome to the planet, welcome to existence. Everyone’s here, everyone’s here. Everybody’s watching you now, everybody waits for you now. What happens next? What happens next? I dare you move…”
Daniel got to the refrain at the same time Jack got his bearing back enough to glare at him, “Damn it Danny if you don’t stop singing I’m sending you back through the Stargate.”
“But—” Daniel started to say.
“Not one word Daniel.” Jack said pointing a finger in Daniel’s direction. Jack stepped aside as another body was flung out of the Stargate. Daniel started humming the same song where he had left off. Jack sighed in annoyance and grabbed the woman getting to her feet. “This is all your fault Summers.” Jack yelled.
“What?” Dawn asked looking around.
Jack pointed to the humming Daniel, “That!”
“Hey don’t blame me. You’re the one who told me to ‘just get the space monkey away from his stupid rocks and boring books’, Jack. ” Dawn responded with her hands on her hips.
“I didn’t tell you to take him to a Switch Foot concert.” Jack argued.
“Yeah but my way he got fresh air and exercise and didn’t just go home and read his books.” Dawn said smugly. Jack opened his mouth for a second before closing it and walking away. Then Dawn shouted, “Besides he’s right, “Dare You to Move” would make a great theme song for us.”
Jack caught up with Teal’c who’d been scouting the area and muttered, “I hate linguists.” Teal’c didn’t respond but only gave a very small smirk.