FFA pairing: 1808 (Dawn/Viktor Krum)
Disclaimer: Still don’t own BtVS or the Harry Potter ‘verses (thank you, Joss Whedon and JK Rowling). This fic may contain spoilers to "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince".
Author’s Note: Again, big thanks to my wonderful beta Dulcinea.
Summary: Various ficlets for the Fic-For-All. Dawn finds herself lost in translation with the help of Viktor Krum.
If she didn’t stop whining soon, he was going to hex his own ears off. When Hermione had asked him to help one of her co-workers, he agreed without thinking twice. He’d do anything that made his Hermione happy. In retrospect, he should have asked her why she wasn’t going to help her friend. That would have been the smart thing to do.
"Enough! I have translated that page five times already! It is the same as it was the last time. I am done with that passage. Next."
"But it doesn’t make any sense!"
"That’s not my problem. You ask me to translate, I translate. You never said I must understand what I translate."
"You actually think I can report that ‘the wintering wombat sprouts wings through the Delphian’ to the Council? Are you nuts?" She wadded up the piece of paper in front of her and threw it at him. It bounced harmlessly off his folded arms. "Let’s move on to the next one. Maybe it won’t be so confusing. It’s not like the wombat one can be that important anyhow."
She bounced back into her seat. "Hey, how do you say ‘trans-dimensinal portal’ in Bulgarian? That could be so useful to know."
He put his head in his hands. Miss Summers was insufferable. He wouldn’t have even given her to his worst enemy. The only thing he can think of was that Hermione should be glad that he loved her as much as he did.